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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 07:15 AM        Who would win in a fight between me and GuitarWoman?
We're near the same age, and I think I would have the strength and weight advantage. However guitarwoman would probably be more crafty and bring a shiv or something.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 08:20 AM       
This just doesn't work when you make the thread about yourself.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 02:20 PM       
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 02:33 PM       
Wait, what? You're like, 14. I'd bite your head off.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 03:11 PM       
Depends if either party is dressed like some anime character I guess.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 03:33 PM       
Hangie plays WoW, too, that means he's fat
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 05:34 PM       
both of you would break your hands hitting sheets of paper, so it would be a pointless and boring fight
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 11:32 PM       
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Old Aug 3rd, 2009, 11:33 AM       
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both of you would break your hands hitting sheets of paper, so it would be a pointless and boring fight
Haha. That made me laugh.

It would be interesting to know who would win in a fight out of the whole message board. I would put money on either Willie or Evil Robot. From memory, Willie looks strong, and while I don't think I have seen Evil Robot, his posts show a fair amount of agression that I think would translate well in a fist fight.

I've taken a few hits to the face in my time but I have very few muscles and the best I can do is kick people when they are down.
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You misunderstand, kind sir. I merely was conveying my disdain to a thread that describes what surely would devolve into a sissy-slap fight.

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Old Aug 3rd, 2009, 01:35 PM       
Darkvare your Mexican.... What does "Chato", I think thats how you spell it, mean to you? I know the literal translation is Blunt Nose or something like that. This mexican I work with is trying to tell me that among mexicans it means something else. I think he is full of shit.

Because this thread is lame anyway I have no qualms about derailing it to a better topic.
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Haha. That made me laugh.

It would be interesting to know who would win in a fight out of the whole message board. I would put money on either Willie or Evil Robot. From memory, Willie looks strong, and while I don't think I have seen Evil Robot, his posts show a fair amount of agression that I think would translate well in a fist fight.

I've taken a few hits to the face in my time but I have very few muscles and the best I can do is kick people when they are down.
if j. tithonius pednaud still posted often enough to be counted in this he would win 100%. dude is enormous and fit as hell and he frightens me

also there are probably some folks on here with actual fighting experience, i haven't been in any fights since elementary school so i'm liable to not know what the hell i'm doing
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Old Aug 3rd, 2009, 05:05 PM       
A guy I work with got 17 stitches above his eye this weekend after some fuckheads in the Bronx started shit outside a bar. He thought could have taken the two of them but they had "their boys" in a nearby car so it turned into a cluster fuck.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2009, 05:51 PM       
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Old Aug 3rd, 2009, 09:07 PM       
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Darkvare your Mexican.... What does "Chato", I think thats how you spell it, mean to you? I know the literal translation is Blunt Nose or something like that. This mexican I work with is trying to tell me that among mexicans it means something else. I think he is full of shit.

Because this thread is lame anyway I have no qualms about derailing it to a better topic.
chato is another way of saying dude it also means blunt nosed it was made famous by a movie called "ahi esta el detalle chato" by the same actor who appeared in the oscar winning around the world in 80 days "cantinflas"
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 08:56 AM       
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