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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 07:52 PM        HOw many jobs have you had?
this is not in order but roughly how many jobs I have had since I was a teen

3 paper routes
3 restaraunts (two chinese and one greek) dishwasher
1 bar (rockit)
3 car dealerships (one was a european car shop that sold Skoda's the worst car ever made next to the YUGO
2 airports Toronto Hertz rental and had a job delivering food to the restaraunts (vancouver)
1 Kawasaki dealership started cleaning then moved up to assembly of motorcycles
1 Lumberstore (janitorial)
1 Pizza delivery
3 landscape companies
1 furniture repair and restoration
1 PoP shop pop factory (teen job)
1 phone soliciting (quit within an hour)
2 gas stations (scary night shift and the other my friend got robbed in the day)
1 stamp company working with bad chemicals
1 my uncles graphics house
1 parking lot attendant (sat in a booth) fucking depressing
1 parking lot (parked cars at a fancy hotel and got good tips)
1 fiberglass company making truck canopies and small boats
1 my own small landscape company
1 work as temp for filing company
1 Carelton movie theater (usher)
1 delivered auto parts

Beat that :/ I actually think I had more but I can't remember
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 07:55 PM       
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 08:10 PM       
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 08:11 PM       
not really just different reasons...I quit most because of pay, but I was fired from the theater and a few of the others for not showing up or I didn't like working with someone (I'm antisocial).
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 08:25 PM       
paper hawker (13)
radio shack salesman (17,18)
best buy customer service representative (18)
stop and shop deli clerk (18)
shaws/star market grocery clerk (19)
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 09:10 PM       
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 09:14 PM       
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 09:52 PM       
Hmmmm... here goes (in no particular chronological order)

-Waiter / Piano Guy at a retirement home
-Computer / Stereo salesman at Circuit City
-At least 5 or 6 different video store jobs
-Computer techincal phone support at Answer City
-Cashier / Box Destroyer / Stock Boy at Tuesday Morning
-EB Gameworld Sales guy / Video Game Playing slacker
-Frame Shop "Rush Guy" at Ben Franklin
-A whole bunch o' Web Designer / Senior Web Designer / Freelance Web Design Consultant jobs
-I-Mockery.com webmaster (for the amount of work that goes into it, I think it qualifies as a job.)

I think that's about all of 'em. I might have left out one or two shit jobs that I can't remember at the moment.
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 09:52 PM       
Camp counselor, three summers
Convenience store cashier, one afternoon (got another job offer that day)
DSL tech support, two months
College admissions clerk, one semester

and now

Freelance musician/producer going on a year
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 10:04 PM       
1.cashier at Caldors when I was a kid for a month during a christmas
2. inventory taker
3. worked in a factory assembling shit
4. circuit city tech support
5. computer lab monitor and support at college
6. unix admin and comp tech support
7. graphic designer
8. production artist
9. web designer
10. framer
11. senior web developer
12. artist at a babystore
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 11:08 PM       
So I'm gonna give some advice.

1. If your getting paid minimum wage don't work too hard

2. If your co-worker is an idiot tell them and make sure you run to your car when you leave for your car each day.

3. Don't clean a toilet or anything gross.

4. Most bosses are cheap assholes and will rip you off so write down your hours and don't take the cheque unless it's correct.

5. Don't say racist things while at work, some people might find it offensive and kill you (or run to your car after work)

6. If someone keeps hitting on you at work ignore it because it will end up the talk of the job place.

7. Don't pick your nose or fart or leave a big poop in a toilet

8. Don't wear leather pants or bring strange things that you collect to work.

9. If you don't understand something that someone say's just nod your head (works for me)

10. If your hung over don't go to work because most people don't want to smell you vomit breath.
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 11:22 PM       
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 11:33 PM       
people dont like my vomit breath??
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 12:12 AM       
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 01:45 AM       
Paperboy, 6th and 7th grade

Volunteer worker building houses and such.

Lifeguard at a Wild Waves. 1 Sucky Summer.

Part time Intern at the Musem of Glass in Tacoma (no pay... Those bastards) I got to use remote controlled cameras, and spied on people.

Camp counselor, 1 Summer going back this summer.

and odd jobs I can get around town. Mowing, painting, etc.
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 01:50 AM       
Parking attendant at the Calgary stampede
Usher at the Calgary Saddledome
Tour Guide at the Calgary Saddledome
I've only had three jobs, and they've all be on the same property
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 01:59 AM       
Paperbou for 2 weeks in grade7. It payed $2.50 a week because theres only 5 or 6 people on my route.

Asisstant For Handyman Mechanical.

Currently trying to get a job at My local ToyZ game Emporium(all I do is play games and watch TV cuz it's an elecronics store on the busiest street in my town and nobody wants to riksk driving across a 4 lane street to buy a copy of Vanguard Bandits :/
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 03:37 AM       
1. Stock-boy

2. Lumber yard clerk

3. Chopped firewood

4. and now..stock boy again
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 04:21 AM       
Newspaper route (boss = Grade B asshole)
IGA Supermarket (boss = Grade AAAAA asshole, manager = Grade AAA asshole, coworkers (all 50 of them) Grade A assholes)
Library volunteer
Direct sales (Boss = fucker), only lasted 2 weeks because they wouldnt give me any work
Typist for old Korean man (he seemed insane. He smoked all the time and liked to sit outside in FUCKING WINTER and refused to come indoors. Freezing your ass off for $10/h (he said "make your own wage")
Warehouse fewl - moved chairs out of box, put them into another box. It was a temporary placement. They told me to go away after 2 hours cuz they brought in too many temps. I got paid 4 h though. (boss said "Oh Boy Its Working Time! Don't forget to mark down your breaks so I dont pay you for them!")
Data Entry Typist - Worked for courier company tying crap.

If you haven't noticed a common thread, ALL BOSSES ARE ASSHOLES.
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 04:36 AM       
1. Subway sandwich artist for one day
2. Park Services Attendant at Knott's Berry Farm
3. Toys R Us sales floor guy, 2 seasons
4. Knott's Berry Farm halloween haunt monster for a couple weeks, the friggn fog made me sick and I had to quit.
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 08:56 AM       
1. Paperboy, 2 years
2. Grocery clerk/old lady schmoozer, 4 years
3. Software developer, 4 months :O
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 09:05 AM       
I remembered two more

1 Waterbed factory
1 Printing company

This brings me to my next subject "Dangerous work environments"

If someone is operating a forklift...Don't climb up to get something off a shelf. (I almost got hit with the forks)

Don't clean machinery when its on... I had to help a guy pull his broken hand out of a printing machine :/

Stay away from people operating machinery that smell like booze the guy not the machine :/

People that smoke while near dangerous chemicals are cool :/

Don't drink coffee in a pot that smells strange.

Don't eat coffee truck food ( I got really bad diahrea )

If someone threatens you at work it's a good time to find a new job.

If someone says "can you climb in that little hole?" or "just reach in but watch out for that wire"

If your supervisor asks you to move his personal stuff on the weekend at his home for no pay
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 09:20 AM       
My boss paid me to fix his home computer.
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 09:40 AM       
Amateur abortionist
Rectal attendant
Childrens entertainer
Abbatoir PR spokesperson
Door-to-door butt plug salesman
Vice President of Guatemala
SS Officer
Fluffer
Personal assistant to 'Timmy'
Abacus engineer
naughty robot
Defecate Inspector
Bette Davis
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 10:13 AM       
Jobs...

1) Seasonal work at a mail order catalog

2) Busyboy/dishwasher/host/server/cook/manager at a resturant

3) call center tech at a suck ass company

3) Network admin at a school

4) network workflow manager/marketing head at a large company

The resturant job was the suckiest I ever had. I used to get stoned and drink there all the freakin time. Our boss was a two faced cocksucker who I would probably beat to death if I ever encountered him (he stole 1000 dollars from me out of paychecks he bounced when he defaulted on the store 2 hours before we opened without telling anyone).
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