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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 05:51 AM       
Davin gave me a cock shot.
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 07:08 AM       
I refuse to confirm or deny these allegations.
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(1:02:34 AM): and i think i may have gone a little too far and let her know that i actually do hate her, on some level, just because she's female
(1:03:33 AM): and now she's being all kinds of sensitive about it
(1:03:53 AM): i hate women
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 08:24 AM       
what nobody has posted a picture of their penis yet omg this must be amended asaaap uh here's some greek 1-bit penis so the i-mockery police doesnt catch us!

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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 08:42 AM       
Since it's got black and white, can I pretend it's a 2 bit penis and call it a two-bit penis?
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 08:55 AM       
1 bit because when the bit is 1 it's black and when it's 2 it's white

but my penis costs more that 25 cents
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 09:40 AM       
Tell me that fringe at the top of the picture is your hair.
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(1:02:34 AM): and i think i may have gone a little too far and let her know that i actually do hate her, on some level, just because she's female
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 09:53 AM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 10:03 AM       



In case you couldn't tell, this is me being jealous and regretting a bad decision.
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 10:11 AM       
yeah by penis is probably longer than yours too
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 10:18 AM       
imock verification authority please send all shots to me and i'll announce the winners after work today thank you very much all entries must be in by noon cst

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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 10:25 AM       
Is that actually your winkle, Helm?? Jesus man, where's your dignity??
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 10:29 AM       
do you still love me
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 10:47 AM       
yes of course.
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 10:51 AM       
bye bye 1-bit penis

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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 02:31 PM       
It's not fair to glowbelly, someone finally posts their penis and it gets removed before she gets a chance to see it!

I'm feeling vicarious penis deprivation anxiety.
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 05:59 PM       
Well then I guess if glowbelly wants my cock so bad she's just going to have to ask, uh
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 03:36 AM       
PM me :<
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 11:18 AM       
never fear, fs! i saw it! i just didn't have time to comment cause i had to go to the baby doctor :D

helm, thank you. you have a glorious penis. i mean that.

terra: go get your tits fixed. then make sure to send pictures to all the internet boys that are willing to bat an eye in your direction. it's obvious that things work best for all involved when you are being solicited, not when you do the soliciting.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 11:22 AM       
Now I'll have to find a way to top Helm and get back in control of this thread.

Let's see... Charcoal sketch or daguerro-type?
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 11:35 AM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 01:20 PM       
If you roll your whoha on a stamp pad and then onto paper, you can make a pecker print that is unique to you only ... like a snowflake.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 03:34 PM       
You know, I could post my wang and prove once-and-for-all its massive stature, but then this site might be investigated under child pornography charges.

So... no.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 04:24 PM       
listen, disproportionate penis boy, nobody wants to really see your "giant" cock. the only reason why there is an argument over what the true size of it is, is because you are stupid, shallow and INSECURE enough to argue with the likes of these people when they say it isn't that large.

so hush up.

bragging about your cock size isn't going to get you in any girl's pants any quicker. and to tell you the god honest truth, from an experienced woman of 29 years of age: YOUR COCK IS TOO BIG (if it's as big as you say it is) AND WILL PROBABLY CAUSE MOST DECENT WOMEN TO BLEED WHEN YOU FUCK THEM.

now don't ever display your typing skills in this thread again.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 06:24 PM       
It's not that I'm bragging about my dick. In fact, if you will remember, I'm the one who said that a dick of my size isn't that much over the norm. It's not a friggin' foot long or anything like that. I called it massive in my last post as an attempt to roll with the on-going joke.

I'm just in the mood to dispel myths, like how I dispelled the one about me being fat. 'Course, I would never post my penis just for that purpose, which is why I was being sarcastic.

I'm not sure what I did to get you so pissed, but my simple responce would be fuck you, and yes I did have to post this in your precious thread.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 06:25 PM       
It's been a while since someone actually bothered to write an in-depth rebuttal to OAO. These days, it's usually just a simple "fuck you."
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