I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

GIVE MY EDIT BBUTTON BACK CHOJIN

Like that will work. He's got your balls, faggot.

[bigtimecow]

me? i didn't do anything

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OH FUCKING FJERSUIS SHIT AARRESER SFUCK INGFHDAMSD I HATE THE GODDMANMN PAGE BREKAS

[liquidstatik]

DO YOU NEED A DRINK PUB

[bigtimecow]

go to a pub that you love

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

DO YOU NEED A DRINK PUB

DO YOU NEED TO SPAPERRKC UP YOU DOPEHEAD FAGGOT D GHCILD FUCKING PAEDOPHIC WPORM OF AMSDANCFV

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by bigtimecow

go to a pub that you love

SHTFUYPUSTUPIDLITTLE FAGGOPT BITCH

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[bigtimecow]

pubbbbbbbbbbbb calm down!

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Rage, neatly contained in 30 second blocks.

[bigtimecow]

so do you really hate me?

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Originally Posted by bigtimecow

pubbbbbbbbbbbb calm down!

DIE A FUCKING DEATH, YOU CHEESE MONGER OF APPLENEES SEED PLACE WITH YOUR PNSY HATRASSD AND YOUR SHITTRWEY CATS PUCTURE S I THINSDK TRYOPU ALL SHOULD BE ASMAURDSGERED IN TYOUSGODAMNBN SHITTY BESDS TOYU FUCKING ASDAWEWOPRD OF BAD SHIS

[liquidstatik]

'Being disgusting and overturning an edit'

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Originally Posted by bigtimecow

so do you really hate me?

Sir, this is the internet. I dare say I hate you all a little bit.

[bigtimecow]

you do a good drunk type! we should make a translator

[Pub Lover]

Anyway, I have stuff to do.

Have fun burying my useless shuit.

[bigtimecow]

bye pub!

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by bigtimecow

you do a good drunk type! we should make a translator

Oh man, that is how I type, I then spend ten minutes editing it into words, and then I send it.

[bigtimecow]

damn, i thought you were all natural :-/

motherfaker

[bigtimecow]

onto other subjects

while standing under a fire alarm at work today, i noticed a strange sound emitting from it:

dun - dun - dun - dun - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh (repeat 2x)
dun - dun - dun - dun - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh

then i went to another fire alarm, and the same sound was emitting

??????????????????????????

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Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy

If you don't know the name how is it your favorite?

Man, names are just the labels we put on things when we want to nail them down. I bet you have a name for your penis, well, how would you like a nail through it, BigBoi.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by bigtimecow

damn, i thought you were all natural :-/

motherfaker

Yeah, having a time machine is great, it means I can send fsldvy,;uj.h0

[bigtimecow]

thanks pub!

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Originally Posted by Sethomas

I fit the hereditary profile for Lynch's Syndrome, which basically means that I have a 50/50 chance of getting colon cancer eventually. My cousin is only in her early thirties and she's already had a lot of signs that it'll hit her soon although it generally strikes in one's forties. It's surprising thus that my father has had several polyps found but so far nothing too bad has come up, since he's past the age that it probably should have killed him by now. He's always alluding to the fact that he doubts he'll live much longer, but he's mostly just shooting for a heart attack I think from the vantage point of my family's penchant for stoicism (obnoxiously missing from my mother). Notably, he was incredibly thin until his early thirties and then he just kind of decided to follow in his father's coronary footsteps toward destruction and at 51 I'm amazed he hasn't had his first heart attack yet.

Seth gives it a lot of thought.

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Originally Posted by bigtimecow

thanks pub!

No problem, BadgerTreeCrop