SATs

[Big McLargehuge]

1470 on my SATs and 31 on my ACTs and i graduated from highschool with a 3.125 GPA. I recieved more "Wasted Potential" speeches than you can imagine.

[Sethomas]

I did horrible on my SATs, but I come from such a dumb school that I still had the best score in my class of around 160.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Bennett

the real question is: how did you fags do on the ASVAB?

I did well on the "Are Seals a Viable Alternative to Beef?" exam. I got a near perfect score and the rank of "meat master," but my best friend did worse, and was ranked "jerky janitor."

[Protoclown]

1. Kahljorn, you're an idiot.

2. What the fuck is an ASVAB?

[Bennett]

Armed
Services
Vocational
Aptitude
Battery

test

[Protoclown]

And where/why would I have taken such a thing?

[Bennett]

I don't know when you graduated, I graduated in 95 (OMG I'm so dated), and they used to make everybody take it. It was like an Armed Services Placement test, and it was administer by people from all the local recruiting centers.

It was all quite amusing... surreal now looking back on it. I purposely tried to screw mine up as much as possible, just so I wouldn't get any pushy-recruitment phone calls.

I told my English teacher that I tried to bite it hard on the ASVAB for the above reason and she got pissed.

[Protoclown]

I also graduated in 95, but I definitely don't remember taking any such test. I'm sure if I did though I would have tried to do horribly as well.

[Command Prompt]

If I ever wrote any kind of college entrance test I obviously failed it, since I go to the University of Manitoba.

THIS WEEKS COMPLAINTS

1. The laser printers always burn my papers when I print them out
2. We have a building called "University College" :/
3. Most of the lecture halls in said building funtion also as storage for derilect/scrap furniture.
4. All there seems to be to eat around here is pizza.
5. Leather couches and big screen tv in lounge? TOO BAD THE ONLY MOVIE THEY PLAY IS AMERICAN PIE NON FUCKING STOP


Christ I gave up a shoe department management career at Wal-Mart for this?

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

I GOT A 1450.

OMG SUCK IT.

Wow. You aced a shitty standardized test that was the same for the last 30 years.

I got 1500 and I know its bullshit because dumbasses got almost the same after going to tutors for years.

[GADZOOKS]

They are talking about scoring on the S.A.T.'s Mockerykickass, not the scoring system you have when playing musical chairs.

[CaptainBubba]

Originally Posted by mockerykicksass

Wow. You aced a shitty standardized test *that was the same for the last 30 years.

I got 1500 and I know its bullshit because *dumbasses got almost the same after going to tutors for years.

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I guess when colleges offered you scholarships for your score you yelled in their stupid faces and lectured them on how much bullshit the S.A.Ts are, right?

I could understand all the S.A.T score hate/contmept/gayness if it were something truly faggy like an I.Q test, but its not. If you do well you GET SOMETHING FOR IT. It doesn't matter what it tests, or what it proves. I got a 1450, thusly I can go to a very good college and am probably going to get academic based financial aid easier. Laugh it up fuckers.

*Emphasis added to illustrate the hilarity.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

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I guess when colleges offered you scholarships for your score you yelled in their stupid faces and lectured them on how much bullshit the S.A.Ts are, right?

I could understand all the S.A.T score hate/contmept/gayness if it were something truly faggy like an I.Q test, but its not. If you do well you GET SOMETHING FOR IT. It doesn't matter what it tests, or what it proves. I got a 1450, thusly I can go to a very good college and am probably going to get academic based financial aid easier. Laugh it up fuckers.

*Emphasis added to illustrate the hilarity.

SATs don't mean jack shit any more. I know dumbasses that got 1400s and all they did was memorize shitty words that no one uses and do repetitive practice tests. Colleges realize this and don't give a shit about SATs as much.

High School is also shit. I came to class once a week and had a 95 average. All the "smart" kids did was memorize bullshit study sheets and forget everything right after the test. WOW. You have a 105 average. It doesn't mean jack shit unless you have the knowledge to back it up.

I propose a huge-ass exam on every subject. From arithmetic to physics. It would be run in a military fashion and NO PRACTICE tests should be available. That is what they did in the Soviet Union and it weeded out most of the dumbasses from going to college. WHY are all these idiots going to college and getting worthless degrees. College used to mean something. Now EVERYONE goes to college and it's worthless.

College is a business. Plain and simple.

[Cap'n Crunch]

You are still in middle school, right?

[Drew Katsikas]

YOUR SO SMART XCAN I HAVE YOUR NAME ON A PAPER, PS I THINK ITS CALLE A SIGNATURE.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Bennett

Armed
Services
Vocational
Aptitude
Battery

test

ASVAB is close to what I'm talking about. They test you on a huge group of subjects from mechanics to coding. If they made it more challenging then it would be a shitload better than the SATs. I personally found it too easy.

The funniest shit was all the pussies that thought it was a memorizing test and they all failed. Even funnier was the look on the 100 average kid's faces when they learned that a calculator was not allowed.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

You are still in middle school, right?

Middle school was the worst and it should be abolished. I think I got dumber by going.

It was fun as fuck though. I was personally responsible for 3 teachers retiring. Starting fires in the middle of class rules.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by DrewKatsikas

YOUR SO SMART XCAN I HAVE YOUR NAME ON A PAPER, PS I THINK ITS CALLE A SIGNATURE.

HA HA. Good one.

[DJ Potatoe]

Did fine on mine..made it into the Navy...but then I quit. The Navy and SATs are for fags. :-(

...sing it, Jixby.

[Command Prompt]

It was fun as fuck though. I was personally responsible for 3 teachers retiring. Starting fires in the middle of class rules.

YOU'RE JUST OUT OF CONTROL MISTER !!! THEY SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF YOU !!!

[Professor Cool]

[Drew Katsikas]

LOL

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by C:\

YOU'RE JUST OUT OF CONTROL MISTER !!! THEY SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF YOU !!!

Well. These teachers thought junior high would be a cakewalk. We made it into a hell hole for all the dumbass teachers. My personal favorite deeds-

3) Stomping on a whole box of fartbombs and throwing it into a classroom. They had to clear the room for 2 days.

2) Starting random fires in the room and lighting the garbage cans on fire every day. We used to shoot fireworks out of the room and it kicked ass.

1) Chucking a tape ball with obscenities written on it at some dumbass teacher. The principal thought the ball kicked ass so he used it as a paperweight.

Now that I think about it, JHS kicked ass!

[Protoclown]

Wow, you're quite a rebel. Have any more 'gritty war tales' for us?

[Rez]

I LIKE YOUR HATE MAIL SECTION.