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dieglamourous · #1

So, I'm sure everybody has a unique story to tell pertaining to their time in a strip club of some sort. Why don't we share some?

Emu · #2

Maybe if I were pathetic enough to have to go to a strip club.

glowbelly · #3

i've been to plenty and that's about it.

N00bKill3R · #4

I've been there once and it pretty much consisted of me and my friends talking and hanging out, I don't think anything too exciting happens there. :/

executioneer · #5

i've never been to one but i hear they get pretty sexy from my good friend the tv

Dole · #6

I was the only bloke of about 35 in my old office who refused to go on a night out to a strip club - I have nothing against the 'laydees' who work there, if they can make money by wiggling in front of losers more power to them. I just hate the tragic no-hoper blokes who go to these places.

maggiekarp · #7

There's a strip club that's on the highway from this town to the next, and since it's the only one we really know about my friends and I joke about working there. I've never been inside a strip club to my memory, though.

King Hadas · #8

So I'm in the bathroom of this strib club right, sniffing a line of crack out of the asschecks of some broad named Cherry hips right, when this bitch has the audacity to ask me my fucking name I'm like, "bitch I owns that booty" so I start kidney punching the dirty fucking cunt when out of fucking nowhere twelve fucking Mexicans bust in and start kicking my fucking ass. Apparently I'm not allowed to beat up the fucking strippers so I'm like, "what kinda of fucking establishment are you fucking running here you dirty fucking beaners." I dont know what the fuck I said but the fucking greasy motherfuckers bashed me over the fucking head with a motherfucking lead pipe, so I wake up with my bleeding fucking head laying on the goddamn motherfucking railroad tracks and worse of all they took my fucking wallet, I'll tell you what fellas stribclubs are fun to visit but I'd never wanna fucking live there.

Tara · #9

Sniffing a line of crack from an "asscheck?"

Has anybody told you how awesome you are? Lately?

King Hadas · #10

Hey Tara you forgot the "s" it sounds kind of stupid without it.

Tara · #11

"Sounds?"

You can hear what people say on this site? Man.

King Hadas · #12

nice save

Tara · #13

Good to be the king.

Ain't it?

Dr. Sasquatch · #14

You're right, "Hey Tara you forgot the 's' it reads kind of stupid without it" is much more pleasing to the sensory organs.

Big Papa Goat · #15

hey tara you forgot how many times you've been banned

executioneer · #16

hey guys i really want to read arguments about semantics, grammar and spelling could you start about twenty more please

oh and if you would throw in some critiques on punctuation and typing in all caps it would totally give me a BONER so get on that shit ok

-willie

kellychaos · #17

I once had a stripper push me in the chest after she spent a few minutes rubbing my ass when I actually carry my wallet in my front pocket. We're walking cash registers to them, guys, and that's as it should be since they ARE at work. You want to meet a stripper then meet them outside of work or go on a slow night when they're friggin' bored. I met a stripper outside of work and enjoyed her company for a while until I figured out she was just as much a user outside the club as in. At least I didn't spend scads of tip money figuring it out. Shrug.

Mockery · #18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dole

I was the only bloke of about 35 in my old office who refused to go on a night out to a strip club - I have nothing against the 'laydees' who work there, if they can make money by wiggling in front of losers more power to them. I just hate the tragic no-hoper blokes who go to these places.

Yup. I actually skipped out of a friend's bachelor party for the same reason...

pip pip

Geggy · #19

i go to this strip club called the squire every once in a while mainly because i wanted to keep a friend company. i never give money to the naked ladies. i'm not that low. this friend is sort of a V.I.P. there because he goes there quite often. he's well known to many strippers and he has taught a lot of them sign language. so once in a while i would have a conversations with some strippers and tell them how much of douche bags they are for tricking guys into their wallets. i alway tell them, boobs are the best tools!

ziggytrix · #20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geggy

i go to this strip club called the squire every once in a while mainly because i wanted to keep a friend company. i never give money to the naked ladies. i'm not that low.

So you go to the club, you watch the girlies dance, and you don't give them tips, yet you consider yourself "higher" for this?

I went to one once. It was actually my girlfriend's idea. She even bought me a lapdance. I was such a good boyfriend though, cuz when she asked what I thought of it all, I told her that she was a lot more fun than anything any strip club had to offer. And I meant it, too.