IT made me giggle..

[Grislygus]

This reminds me of that awesome contemporary Mexican horor story where the family won't go into certain rooms in the house because "They" (probably ghosts) control those rooms and soon the ghosts take over the house, room by room.

Except in this instance, "They" are Terra and Cosmo, and they get condiments and various putrid oils all over the place.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

Chojin, Lenor, some pink hair die, a hello kitty dildo, and some spicy salsa

lenore, chojin, rotten eggs, flat laytex paint (any color) and a pissed off mle banging on the bedroom door

[MLE]

that's funnier if you imagine the bedroom as empty

[Zomboid]

It's funnier if they keep it to the one or ten fucking threads in loveline made for it

[Terra]

dude, i am soooo glad your taking what we post as serious. you know the internet is serious fucking shit.

i hope you heed my advice on your houseboat trip just as serious as you do every other fucking vaginal dribbling i do here on i-mock.

oh, cos and i are getting married. i am bearing both of his two pomerainians, a golden retriever named schultz, and ten of his finches.

Damn serious shit this internet is. if we make you barf it's becuase it's fucking real!!!!

[Terra]

Originally Posted by MLE

that's funnier if you imagine the bedroom as empty

any bedroom your in is considered empty

[Zomboid]

Your advice for the houseboat trip was good. Busting into otherwise fun threads and continuing an ongoing little game with cosmo is not :O

[Terra]

those threads were fun??? sorry, our bad. at least we waited for them to toss off, then did what we did. i aplogize for holding a gun to everybody's head and making them read the threads to the very end.

i promise not to do it again. well tonight that is

seriously, have lots of fun on your boat trip! and you are going to have lots of fun!!!!

[liquidstatik]

No, but seriously Terra, shits getting pretty annoying.

"YEAH CUZ WEERE TOTATLYALY HOLDIN A GUN TU URR HEED RITE"

Well, no. But then again, I don't expect EVERY thread to have you guys fucking in it. So, you know, it's not like i'm TRYING to read your horrible attempts at being funny. ;D

[Terra]

i heard a fart. did somebody fart?

[liquidstatik]

lol i told you sevenforce

[Seven Force]

Don't you and Cosmo have your own thread where you can fondle each others withered, malformed e-privates?

[Terra]

don't you have an ignore feature too?

[Terra]

or are you going to be a self absorbed douchbag

[MattJack]

Hey yall, what's up?

[liquidstatik]

if only you had the shut up feature

[MattJack]

i sensed some hostility so I came to help

[Terra]

Originally Posted by MattJack

i sensed some hostility so I came to help

I have an aunt that is down in new orleans. she didn't go the mardi gras because she was so depressed. next month i'm going down there to help out.

hosility. actually i love these guys. and you did very well thumping me. a round of applause to you

[MattJack]

Hear any funny jokes lately Terra? Cause I have

[MattJack]

You aunt must be a dyke

[Terra]

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

if only you had the shut up feature

i don't so use the "ignore" feature you idiot.

[MattJack]

that's the only joke i've heard

[MetalMilitia]

MattJack check out the chatroom thread I just posted a great joke about an egg.

[MattJack]

Basically how it works is, you call someone's aunt a dyke after they tell you a story about said relative

[Terra]

Originally Posted by MattJack

You aunt must be a dyke

not anymore since they broke down there.