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Old Jun 6th, 2008, 03:25 AM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2008, 03:26 AM       
No way! How did you get a customized message from Luna!? I've been wanting one since WrestleMania IX.
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Old Jun 6th, 2008, 11:52 AM       
Zomboid just has that sweet, sweet maple syrupy Canadian charm.

And he lays it on the ladies real thick.
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Old Jun 6th, 2008, 03:05 PM       
OMG..... I think i had something to say but after seeing that /\
I got the thought and the shit scared right out of me...
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 02:01 PM       
Right on, Luna. I hear she drives a truck or something these days.

Anyway, back during my bouncing days I worked with a young lady named Monica who, while solidly build, was still quite easy on the eyes. She was also one of the toughest people I have ever met in my life. She would brutalize men like an animal, she was a pure savage. I've seen her take a punch to the face that would have leveled me, spit out a splintered tooth and just shatter a guys nose. Her favorite thing to do was to choke a fella out, then just let them drop to the ground in a heap - usually smashing their head into something on the way down. It was her way of inflicting extra punishment while remaining inside the enforcement rules of the club. She actually broke her neck, and reported to work the day after surgery.

I heard she passed away awhile back, victim of a drunk driver.

Anyway, I have to say that I would rather fight a man than a woman any day. I hated breaking up fights between women because women fight like vicious wolverines. I've gotten more damage from breaking up ladies than men by a considerable margin.
Women fight dirty as well.

At least when men square off, nine out of ten times there is a whole ceremony surrounding it. Unless you are being jumped.
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 04:40 PM       
seriously i've only gotten into fights with guys. i don't think i'm super tough, it's just that men are the ones that tend to piss me off the most. i've broken noses, knocked out teeth and busted a jim beam bottle over some dude's head.

i'm not like this anymore, but i will guarantee one thing: if you mess with my bebe, i will kill you. bitches can talk shit about this and that, but at the end of the day, it's the strength of the mama bear that wins.
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 01:21 AM       
I'm from a tiny little town in Ohio...all white people, farming community, that sort of place. Anyway, in high school during our Chicago trip, we went to a big city school to see what life was like outside our tiny town.

When a girl smiled and winked at me, I of course got rather excited and thought about going over and talking to her, when my guide adviced me not to! He told me that girls at that school love to get boyfriends, just so they can have a reason to pick fights with other girls!

I thought it was kind of sexy!
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 04:57 PM       
I got beat up by a girl once. kicked in the balls, then in the teeth
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 07:30 PM       
Shame it's not gonna keep you from breeding and talking.
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 07:52 PM       
yeah, I know I love both of those things.



It's either your gonna be dogged for beating up a girl or getting beat up by a girl.

I prefer getting beat up by a girl

... damn my morals
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 09:22 PM       
how about just don't fight anyone whom you seriously outclass physically, instead of don't fight girls

i don't think it's particularly moral for a 200+ pound bodybuilder to smack around a dude who is 110 and skinny, either
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 09:35 PM       
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how about just don't fight anyone whom you seriously outclass physically, instead of don't fight girls

i don't think it's particularly moral for a 200+ pound bodybuilder to smack around a dude who is 110 and skinny, either
It's perfectly moral. Just not fair.
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 09:37 PM       
and "be fair" isn't considered morality? since fucking when
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 09:40 PM       
Unfair and wrong aren't synonymous.
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 09:45 PM       
And fairness is really amoral.
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 09:51 PM       
Fairness is based off the assumption that all things are equal. Morals are based off of innate feelings of right and wrong. Most men would feel worse for beating up a girl than beating up a smaller guy.
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 10:08 PM       
Man, Woman, Child, Beast--- If they start it, You can finish it.

Don't forget to lawyer up, goddamn loser crybabies
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 10:20 PM       
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Don't forget to lawyer up, goddamn loser crybabies
I'm not so sure about the child thing, but yeah, self-defense is justification enough to hand anybody their ass.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 11:12 AM       
A friend of mine is one of those dyed hair, crazy homemade clothes semi-goth, except she's like a girl version of that. So needless to say it surprised as all when she literally snapped a guy's arm when he grabbed her boob, and broke a few of his ribs with her boots.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 11:41 AM       
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A friend of mine is one of those dyed hair, crazy homemade clothes semi-goth, except she's like a girl version of that. So needless to say it surprised as all when she literally snapped a guy's arm when he grabbed her boob, and broke a few of his ribs with her boots.
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Lots of screaming on his part, I hope?
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 04:27 PM       
I usually have to pay extra for that!
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 11:31 AM       
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Lots of screaming on his part, I hope?
Yeah, the dumbass must have read The Alphabet of Manliness or something, we were at a concert, he grabbed her boob, and there was a lot of screaming, crying, and people backed away from us a good seven feet. She made me proud.
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