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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 04:41 PM       
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 06:12 PM       
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Labor Day is a joke. I don't get off, or get holiday pay. It's like a slap in the face from our corporate masters.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 06:57 PM       
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 08:18 PM       
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 08:21 PM       
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What is Labour Day? Sounds gay.
The tyrant lord Thatcher hated Labour Day & cancelled it while you & I were bab-ies.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 08:30 PM       
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 09:07 PM       
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How far away from dog shit would a £1 coin (or equivalent US currency) need to be for you to pick it up?

I'd say... 4-5 inches minimum. Two feet if I'm walking past a traffic jam. Four feet if I'm walking past a bus.

These really are the questions that can keep a man up at night.
I'm picking that £ outta the dogshit, spending it, and then thinking of washing my hands.

I doubt I would put it in my pocket though.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 09:23 PM       
What if there were a traffic jam which meant in excess of 3/4 people may see you do it?
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 09:26 PM       
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 09:29 PM       
What if it was a £2 coin but the shit was quite clearly human shit left by some tramp or vagrant?
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 09:31 PM       
I hate to admit it, but whenever I'm in a corner shop and it's time to take my change I can't stop myself from staring at the Paki's hands and thinking that there is no way to know how clean they are.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 09:32 PM       
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 09:32 PM       
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What if it was a £2 coin but the shit was quite clearly human shit left by some tramp or vagrant?
I'm willing to eat human shit. That is way less of a gross out than dog or cat crap.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 09:33 PM       
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Dude, Pakis always smell of shit & spices.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 09:34 PM       
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 09:39 PM       
There is a scale. On how ill/fat a person is against how much the wager is for before I'm willing to lick a finger that has been dipped into their crap. I haven't bitten into a turd, so I don't know about texture. as for the taste. It really varies & mostly is just like it smells. I have been surprised by blandity.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 09:49 PM       
Pub Lover, I'm not convinced you even talk to real life people - let alone host fat, ill, gay scat conventions in which wagers are placed on the eating of shit.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 10:02 PM       
Rightly so. But wouldn't it be cool if I did?
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