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Old Nov 13th, 2007, 08:14 PM       
Holy hell, the Play n' Trade I applied for employment at is all kinds of nice. It has an ENORMOUS skylight in the middle, and the walls are lined with kiosks for every console and handheld from the past 6 years. There's also one dedicated specifically to Guitar Hero, and at the counter we have 2 high-powered PCs with widescreen LCD monitors. The dudes I'll work with are about my age, and the manager is in his late 20's or early 30's and really easy-going about everything. I showed up and started helping out until he showed up. I unpacked all the games for the store, and they had shit that wasn't even out yet. When he finally got there he seemed impressed by my application and resume being presented all professional-like, and the actual interview is set for the 26th.

I really, really, really, REALLY hope I get this fucking job. I'd almost pay to work in a place like this, it is that fantastic.

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Old Nov 13th, 2007, 08:29 PM       
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Old Nov 13th, 2007, 08:30 PM       
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Old Nov 13th, 2007, 08:51 PM       
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Old Nov 13th, 2007, 08:54 PM       
You should have pretended to be a girl for the first year of your employment!
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Old Nov 13th, 2007, 09:34 PM       
A pretty girl behind the counter at Burger King started flirting with me.
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Old Nov 13th, 2007, 10:22 PM       
I would say hit that but it's probably not nice to hit retarded girls.

I guess what I'm saying is I'd be hell of embarrassed to tell people I met my girlfriend while she was working at Burger King
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Old Nov 13th, 2007, 10:26 PM       
Then you get my position completely.
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Old Nov 13th, 2007, 10:42 PM       
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Way down around Vicksburg
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This lady she asked me
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Id do what i can
To keep her lookin pretty
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Old Nov 14th, 2007, 08:06 AM       
I wouldn't mind telling people I met a girl in Burger King so long as it didn't turn out that she was actually just a burger wearing a jaunty hat.
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Old Nov 14th, 2007, 09:55 AM       
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I wouldn't mind telling people I met a girl in Burger King so long as it didn't turn out that she was actually just a burger wearing a jaunty hat.
That would make her more appealing (to me anyway) than any chick I've ever seen working at Burger King.
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Old Nov 14th, 2007, 10:19 AM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2007, 11:47 AM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2007, 01:23 PM       
I was flirting with girl at Burger King last night, it was going great until she mentioned that I was as cute as her son.
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Old Nov 14th, 2007, 01:48 PM       
I was once in front of McDonalds and heard these girls right behind me say something along the lines "Nice ass" I then turned to them and said "thanks" and they replied "We weren't talkin' bout you" in which I replied "Sorry, my bad" and fled the scene.
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Old Nov 14th, 2007, 01:56 PM       
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I was flirting with girl at Burger King last night, it was going great until she mentioned that I was as cute as her son.
Was she wearing a jaunty hat because I've heard something about that.
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Old Nov 14th, 2007, 01:56 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2007, 02:03 PM       
You'll have to blame japs for that.
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Old Nov 14th, 2007, 02:05 PM       
Besides, I'd use the predator de-cloaking gif, but it's too big for the forum. Or predator beatin an alien, but it's also too big.

I suck at resizing too.
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Old Nov 14th, 2007, 06:54 PM       
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I was once in front of McDonalds and heard these girls right behind me say something along the lines "Nice ass" I then turned to them and said "thanks" and they replied "We weren't talkin' bout you" in which I replied "Sorry, my bad" and fled the scene.
Oh man, I see stuff like that happen everyday.
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Old Nov 14th, 2007, 09:52 PM       
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Besides, I'd use the predator de-cloaking gif, but it's too big for the forum. Or predator beatin an alien, but it's also too big.

I suck at resizing too.
Better yet why don't you use that guy dancing in the bear costume again lol
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Old Nov 14th, 2007, 11:18 PM       
My head is so fucked up right now.
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Old Nov 14th, 2007, 11:47 PM       
I saw a guy at work today that had a goiter.
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Old Nov 15th, 2007, 12:21 AM       
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Better yet why don't you use that guy dancing in the bear costume again lol
I believe it's also too big. That's why I changed it in the first place.
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Old Nov 15th, 2007, 11:33 AM       
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