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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 02:52 AM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 06:30 AM       


the defenestrate the ex thread is just perfect now that 10kbghost's posts have airhorns at thebottom of them
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 08:41 AM       
I don't even know what the airhorn thing means and I'm too proud to google it
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 08:50 AM       

its one of 10kghosts infamous sex moves
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 09:07 AM       
I'm at work so I won't be able to explain the airhorn till I get home. Someone else is more than welcome to give Kitsa the rundown. I may have only told a few people about it.
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 11:49 AM       
The short and skinny is that he had an airhorn at hand while bumping uglies with some girl. At some point after or before her "moment" he blasted her in the face with the horn. At least thats how I remember the story going.
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 12:26 PM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 01:13 PM       
THEY SHOULD HAVE USED A PICTURE OF THE FACE HE ACTUALLY MAKES WHEN HE DOES THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE.

THOSE FAGGOTS.
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 01:28 PM       
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The short and skinny is that he had an airhorn at hand while bumping uglies with some girl. At some point after or before her "moment" he blasted her in the face with the horn. At least thats how I remember the story going.
Pretty close. It was during my moment...and with the crazy.
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 01:41 PM       
NO ONE DESERVED IT MORE.

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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 02:31 PM       
That is pure hawtness.
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 08:50 PM       
I just made like 100 oreo balls for one office party and have to make another 300 or so for a party this weekend.

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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 10:25 PM       
I'm assuming you don't get paid for this either.

You need to stop agreeing to be a slave, Kitsa.
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 10:32 PM       
I got volunteered, and I'm trying to cheer myself up about it by regarding it as a compliment to my candy-making skillz.

it gets me through the day.
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 10:57 PM       
Claim expenses on tax, ask work for ingredients money.
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 10:59 PM       
I'm chewing on a SATA cable, guys. I've got a terrible habit.
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 11:08 PM       
You need to ween yourself onto LAN cables or something. You can do it.
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 12:09 AM       
someone teach me how the fuck the Substitution Method works

Don't laugh, either, I'm a medically certified mathematical retard and finding it humorous makes you an insensitive bastard
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 12:23 AM       
use your math skills to solve as far as you can for x or y and your answer will be something like x=2y+7 then you put that into the other equation which has a Y part so it ends up looking like 7(2y+7) +3y or some shit and then you can solve for y.
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 12:29 AM       
Man when the fuck am I ever gonna use this, ever

College is definitely a step-up from high school but god damn does math still suck a massive cock
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 01:08 AM       
Seriously...you'll never fucking use college or even high school math except to tell someone you have an associate degree of something or some such. I'm a math/science major but with no diploma and since I don't have a piece of paper saying such I don't get shit.
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 01:22 AM       
I only need a semester of College Algebra.

I failed it the first time.
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