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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 12:21 PM        Blender's list of the 50 worst songs of all time
1. We Built This City Starship ... 1985
2. Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus ... 1992
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight Wang Chung ... 1986
4. Rollin' Limp Bizkit ... 2000
5. Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice ... 1990
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll Huey Lewis and the News ... 1984
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy Bobby McFerrin ... 1988
8. Party All the Time Eddie Murphy ... 1985
9. American Life Madonna ... 2003
10. Ebony and Ivory Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder ... 1982
11. Invisible Clay Aiken ... 2003
12. Kokomo The Beach Boys ... 1988
13. Illegal Alien Genesis ... 1983
14. From a Distance Bette Midler ... 1990
15. I'll Be There for You The Rembrandts ... 1995
16. What's Up? 4 Non Blondes ... 1993
17. Pumps and a Bump Hammer ... 1994
18. You're The Inspiration Chicago ... 1984
19. Broken Wings Mr. Mister ... 1985
20. Dancing on the Ceiling Lionel Richie ... 1986
21. Two Princes Spin Doctors ... 1992
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) Toby Keith ... 2002
23. Sunglasses at Night Corey Hart ... 1984
24. Five for Fighting Superman ... 2000
25. I'll Be Missing You Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112 ... 1997
26. The End The Doors ... 1967
27. The Final Countdown Europe ... 1987
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland John Mayer ... 2001
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's Deep Blue Something ... 1995
30. Greatest Love of All Whitney Houston ... 1986
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies ... 1994
32. Will 2K Will Smith ... 1999
33. Barbie Girl Aqua ... 1997
34. Longer Dan Fogelberg ... 1979
35. Shiny Happy People R.E.M. ... 1991
36. Make Em Say Uhh! Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal ... 1998
37. Rico Suave Gerardo ... 1991
38. Cotton Eyed Joe Rednex ... 1995
39. She Bangs Ricky Martin ... 2000
40. I Wanna Sex You Up Color Me Badd ... 1991
41. We Didn't Start the Fire Billy Joel ... 1989
42. The Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkel ... 1965
43. Follow Me Uncle Kracker ... 2000
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) Meat Loaf ... 1993
45. Mesmerize Ja Rule featuring Ashanti ... 2002
46. Hangin' Tough New Kids on the Block ... 1989
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You Bryan Adams ... 1996
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da The Beatles ... 1968
49. I'm Too Sexy Right Said Fred ... 1992
50. My Heart Will Go On Celine Dion ... 1998

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Apparently, somebody talked to Grace Slick on a radio show this morning, and apparently, she agrees with the choice. She said that the song was recorded to make mortgage payments.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 12:45 PM       
The list is seriously flawed, "Who Let the Dogs Out" is not on it.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 01:53 PM       
Whoever wrote that list is a moron. "My 50 least favorite songs of all time" is a fine title and I can see why someone could dislike everything on the list, but there is no way "50 worst songs" could include more than a few of those.

Don't Worry Be Happy
Two Princes
Final Countdown
What's Up?
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

These are good songs, damn it. People who try to classify pop as generally and objectively bad music don't know crap about songwriting.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 03:49 PM       
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42. The Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkel ... 1965
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 03:53 PM       
23. Sunglasses at Night Corey Hart ... 1984

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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 03:58 PM       
That's almost the playlist of my station's main competitor.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 04:12 PM        Re: Blender's list of the 50 worst songs of all time
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Apparently, somebody talked to Grace Slick on a radio show this morning, and apparently, she agrees with the choice. She said that the song was recorded to make mortgage payments.
So True.

How could Jefferson Airplane, the band that defined Psychodelic Rock, plummit into a mediocre band(Jefferson Starship) into one of the worst bands ever?(Starship)

Thank God for Hot Tuna
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 04:16 PM       
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 06:42 PM       
the greatest love of all?

this was known fact before this list, but blender has no right being a music mag, theyre fucking jackasses to cant manage to grasp new concepts or styles of songwriting if it wasnt explained to them beforehand.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 09:06 PM       
Lists like this kind of suck, because they didn't necessarily suffer from bad song writing, but rathe over-exposure on radio, MTV, etc.

And they put FUCKING GENESIS ON THERE, I'LL CUT YOU!
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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 08:52 PM       
I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) Meat Loaf ... 1993

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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 11:52 PM       
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Old Apr 25th, 2004, 12:15 AM       
Party all the time is a great song
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Old Apr 25th, 2004, 03:57 AM       
honestly guys its allright if you have more than one from the same artist
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Old Apr 25th, 2004, 03:02 PM       
"Two Princes" is GREAT.
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Old Apr 25th, 2004, 03:12 PM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 09:51 AM       
I agree that "Two Princes", "Sunglasses At Night", "Don't Worry, Be Happy", "We Didn't Start the Fire", and "Sounds of Silence" were lame choices.

Some personal choices:

Sisqo- The Thong Song
Jeff Carsile- Butterfly Kisses (Remember that one?)

That's all I can think of right now.
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 11:04 AM       
i cant believe that godawful Cher song isn't #1 or even ON this list

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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 12:15 PM       
The fact the Beatles are on the list make it a huge stinky pile of shit. And what about Mmm-Bop? They should have included that and some other boy band stuff. Much more insipid than the majority of the list.
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 02:51 PM       
I think that they sorta wanted to piss people off with this list. Just putting songs on there that everybody knows aren't worth a shit would just be boring.... :/
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 04:01 PM       
Sunglasses at night is one of my favorite songs of all time . Nothing from Milli Vanilli was on there :< or the BackStreet Boys .


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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 04:12 PM       
Party All The Time was so much better then his duet with Michale Jackson "Whatz Up Wit U"

I agree with mark on Sunglasses At Night.
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 04:18 PM       
If they wanted to pick a shitty Bette Midler song, "Wind Beneath my Wings" would've been a much better choice.
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 04:44 PM       
Ugh, i hate it when Maginzines do this best/worst 50/100 stuff because it always winds up being shit and is about as deep as a puddle.

I remember when this one mag released the top best 100 bands. They had bands on there i have never even heard of.
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 01:55 PM       
I think that "Shannon" song about the dead dog needs to be on there.
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