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Old Oct 29th, 2007, 06:00 AM        We've Come To Destroy The Hippie Scum
This is motivational rhetoric for leftists to laugh at and for the other conservatives to come out of the woodwork and hail the triumph over the feeble.

In a time of great sickness midst the modern spires of the decadent cities, morning sun breaking through the smug gloom of a dying populace; a people besieged by faithlessness, our divine hope lays in the green fields near rivers embodied in the dreams of glory encompassed by youth.

We look to our past and to our heritage for the guiding light in our dark days.

We are not the generation of our fathers and mothers who retreated before the Communists in Vietnam and sought equivocation before the Islamic threat; nay, we are not their children but are the own sons and daughters of our grandparents who remembered a darker time of conflict and rallied against the pagan fascists of Germany & Japan.

The greatest fear of our enemy is the rising of a conservative nation that ignores the shrill cries for equivocation to the effeminate & decadent. The great insult they tossed upon us was to call us 'Jesusland*,' was to mock our faith and our roots, mock our very virtues.

But I find no insult to be lumped together with the Faithful preserving a stern and stoic way, adhering to principles higher than weak hearted relativism.

Those who govern now, who take seats on Capitol Hill are the generation of traitors who opposed action abroad against the Red Horde. Those who govern now are those who push an agenda of cultural self-destruction.

To their dismay they will hear our voice which they try to silence with ridiculous insults tossed from afar. The supreme irony is they who portray themselves as intellectuals have no responses but only unfounded accusations.

Let them howl their mockery because they can offer no rebuttals -- they are a faithless and valueless crowd who cries for diversity and division of the American peoples over our unity, because our unity spells death to the institutions they propose...

Our intellectual triumph is imminent.

We come from the school of John Locke, Adam Smith, Alexander Hamilton; the schools of Horace, Zeno and Marcus Aurelius.

Our triumph is imminent; the Left is no longer the red of Communism and socialist struggle -- the Left is now the Red of an autumn leaf ripe to fall off of the tree and to turn brown with death.

We are the children of the Greatest Generation. We've come to destroy the Communists, their fellow travelers and all of the hippie scum.

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Old Oct 29th, 2007, 12:53 PM       
I can't take this seriously unless it's accompanied by a video of you getting beaten bloody while drunk for fun.
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Old Oct 29th, 2007, 02:41 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2007, 02:50 PM       
I was about to say; all this higher learning is coming on too fast!
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Old Oct 29th, 2007, 07:45 PM       
It would be good for you guys to take it in and enjoy the future.

You can shed your weakness and become stronger.
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Old Oct 29th, 2007, 08:02 PM       
KK, I like to masturbate too, but I don't clutter up the board posting threads about it.
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Old Oct 29th, 2007, 10:01 PM       
whatever, y'all. poli/philo was becoming waaaay too boring until KK came back.
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Old Oct 29th, 2007, 10:16 PM       
I was about to say the same thing. We need a self-absorbed wacko to keep things interesting.
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Old Oct 29th, 2007, 10:56 PM       
What? I'm not self-absorbed enough for you jerks now?

FINE.


It seems my huff is finally here... I think I'll leave in it.
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 12:38 AM       
I am not self-absorbed... I am absorbed in Christ & Conservatism.

I am also observed in heavy metal music and oi oi music.
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 12:47 AM       
I had kind of thought the so-called religious right had part ways with the Republicans.
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 01:43 AM       
I am religious and I am right wing, however, I do not believe that we should legislate morality. That is not the way to go.
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 09:33 AM       
Jesus: Long hair, sandals, advised people to care for the poor, love their enemy, said that the meek would inherit the earth.

Hippie.

Right wing conservative Christian: Oxymoron

KelloKitty: Self induced head trauma, drunk, narcissist.

Who have you been typing for while you were not typing for us? My guess? No one. They do not allow you use of the internet while doing time in a military prison.
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 09:58 AM       
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I had kind of thought the so-called religious right had part ways with the Republicans.

Well the Evangelical movement has split. They are addressing a lot more issues than just abortion and gays (the latter issue is actually one of the splitting points). They are focusing on economics, foreign policy, education etc etc. This way, they aren't beholden to one party or candidate.
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 06:26 PM       
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whatever, y'all. poli/philo was becoming waaaay too boring until KK came back.
Oh, totally!
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 10:23 PM       
I believe in caring for the poor but I do not believe in legislating socialism; the job of care for the poor belongs to private charity and not to the detriment of the ideals of our society.

Socialism destroys charity and the charitable spirit. Much like how money destroys sex in the case of prostitutes, the value is taken away.
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 10:31 PM       
I think excessive wealth destroys charity and the charitable spirit far more than a fucking tax ever could.
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 10:36 PM       
That's why Andrew Carnegie never gave to charity, correct?

Rather than propping up solitary government systems that scarcely fulfill their jobs let people determine which charities function properly and which causes that they would like to give to.

Socially pressure a charitable spirit and put it en vogue.

Angelina Jolie is such a shining beacon of modern hope in our society - how could ou ever say her wealth corrupted her charitable spirit? Angelina is charity.

(NOTE: This is kind of sarcastic but kind of not).
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Old Oct 31st, 2007, 02:56 PM       
If you were half as brigfht as you think you are, you'd be about ten times as bright as you are.

Have you never in your life met anybody who thinks that you are soo impressed with the sound of your own typing? Arre you what passes for an intelllectual in the crowd you run with?

Are you swilled when you write this swilll, or is this what you do in brief intervals of sobriety?
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Old Oct 31st, 2007, 10:32 PM       
I would be upset that you were not confronting the points and avoiding the topic, Burbank, but you know the way to my heart is talking about me.

I do this as an interesting way to pass my evenings. It's my hobby.
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Old Nov 1st, 2007, 01:12 AM       
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I do this as an interesting way to pass my evenings. It's my hobby.
My God, it really is like watching someone masturbate. Except that you come in your own face and then lick it up like a kitten under a cow udder.
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Old Nov 1st, 2007, 09:43 AM       
I thought your hobby was getting plastered and having someone kick you in the teeth.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2007, 08:00 PM       
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Angelina Jolie is such a shining beacon of modern hope in our society - how could ou ever say her wealth corrupted her charitable spirit? Angelina is charity.
Angelina needed a vehicle to divert herself from knife-wielding in bed, and writing Brad Pitt's name in blood, and she found it.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2007, 10:58 PM       
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Angelina Jolie is such a shining beacon of modern hope in our society - how could ou ever say her wealth corrupted her charitable spirit? Angelina is charity.
Angelina is homewrecker. And an attention whore.

"Look at me, I sleep with women! I cut myself! I did a lotta drugs! I have tattoos! I'm into S/m! I'm a hollywood wild child! And I'm a fucking saint because I gave some money away and adopted some kids!"

I'm so sick and tired of hearing about her. Her and Bono and all the other Hollywood fuckheads who give away money just to better their image.

Do you know what the noblest kind of charity is?

The kind that is done anonymously, and not for the sake of self-aggrandizement and personal glory. Not the Angelina Jolie publicity whore kind.
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