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Zomboid · #**601**

Did you watch your monsters play with humans in that game? Because from the sounds of it, that's all you do here. That, and hook it up with your other nintendo products to enjoy more bullshit.

I love how you always claim the 360 has nothing but shooters. I'm not even going to bother starting up that old argument again because it's pointless. There are a lot of great games from different genres on it and it's as simple as that.

And again with the frat thing? Are you really such an insecure little basement dweller that you feel the need to take weak little jabs at the people you seem to think you're so above? You're not deep and misunderstood, you're not smarter than the vast majority of the guys who are in frats and enjoy binge drinking, and you're never going to have sex with a woman without paying for it.

Guitar Woman · #**602**

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Are you really such an insecure little basement dweller that you feel the need to take weak little jabs at the people you seem to think you're so above? You're not deep and misunderstood, you're not smarter than the vast majority of the guys who are in frats and enjoy binge drinking, and you're never going to have sex with a woman without paying for it.

Time for another round of Spot the Irony!

Zomboid · #**603**

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Originally Posted by bigtimecow

HI I'M SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I REALLY WISH I COULD PLAY AN INNOVATIVE GAME THAT TAKES "another revolutionary step forward for the gaming industry" GOD I WISH I HAD THAT

Somehow, I get the feeling you'll be getting the game anyway. I can't imagine the mentality of weird, ugly artist wannabes and little kids would be too terribly different.

Maaaaaaan I wish we would get mario paint for the wii!!!! I could use my wiimote to paint and stuff. That's the direction I want video games to head in. Thank you, nintendo

Guitar Woman · #**604**

For the record, no, I'm not universally misunderstood.

I think it's just you and/or Gadzooks. But he's funny about it.

bigtimecow · #**605**

Guitar Woman · #**606**

Also, you best not be talking shit about Mario Paint, I will FUCK YOU UP.

Zomboid · #**607**

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Time for another round of Spot the Irony!

I have friends, I have a great paying summer job, and I'm going back to college in the fall.

You have no real life friends, you are an awkward little shit who probably couldn't even make it at a mcdonald's, and you've been in the psych ward.

Yeah, it's the pot calling the kettle black alright.

bigtimecow · #**608**

OH MY GOD GUITAR WOMAN WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO

oh man i have friends and that makes me THE MAN. i have a summer job that makes me THE MAN. i'm going to college and that makes me THE MAN

YOU ARE THE MAN ZOMBOID

THE MAN

Zomboid · #**609**

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Also, you best not be talking shit about Mario Paint, I will FUCK YOU UP.

I don't see too many bulbous nosed dj connors so if I see an especially frail looking one trying to look inconspicuous, I'll remember that.

Guitar Woman · #**610**

I was referring to the part where you told me that I continue to make weak jabs at you because I think I'm a better person, and then you proceeded to tell me that I am an idiot who has no friends and will never have sex

Guitar Woman · #**611**

I have to explain my simplistic posts to you and you're calling me the idiot?

bigtimecow · #**612**

oh and straw man argument

Zomboid · #**613**

Thanks, dude. I thought what made you the man was spending your time trying a bunch of different pizzas, informing people on the internet about your plans to make a big supper for yourself and/or your fat, disgusting lady friend (and then posting pictures of the aforementioned supper), and defending other zit faced losers.

But again, thanks!

Zomboid · #**614**

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I was referring to the part where you told me that I continue to make weak jabs at you because I think I'm a better person, and then you proceeded to tell me that I am an idiot who has no friends and will never have sex

I understood your post. I am a better person. I thought the following post explained why.

Guitar Woman · #**615**

Also, no, I will probably never have sex, as I'm what people who know what long words mean refer to as misogynistic.

Incredibly misogynistic.

bigtimecow · #**616**

i spent my time trying a bunch of different pizzas with MY FRIENDS. i made a big supper for myself because i have money from my SUMMER JOB. i go to COLLEGE with zit faced losers.

sounds familiar?

Guitar Woman · #**617**

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I understood your post. I am a better person. I thought the following post explained why.

Because you're boinking some blonde slut and pouring Busch down your gullet, then telling everyone on the internet about it while fiercely arguing with a 17 year old about whether the Wii is a good console or not?

Fuckin' A, man, live the dream.

bigtimecow · #**618**

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Also, no, I will probably never have sex, as I'm what people who know what long words mean refer to as misogynistic.

Incredibly misogynistic.

come on gw, sex makes you THE MAN : peerpressure

Zomboid · #**619**

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Originally Posted by bigtimecow

i spent my time trying a bunch of different pizzas with MY FRIENDS. i made a big supper for myself because i have money from my SUMMER JOB. i go to COLLEGE with zit faced losers.

sounds familiar?

Yeah, I'm sure your yellowcard t-shirt wearing friends are real winners too. Hey, did you bring em to meet your other friends, eric and emily? You guys could have a swell time together.

I spend my summer job money on tuition, video games, trips, and other fun stuff. I think I'll take a cue from you though and say "WHAT THE HECK! I'M GONNA MAKE MYSELF A BIG SUPPER AND POST SOME PICS ONLINE!"

People at my school aren't zit faced losers for the most part. Some are, yeah, but that's to be expected. I usually just make fun of people like that for being different and/or ugly.

Guitar Woman · #**620**

Is everyone in your town as ignorant as you?

bigtimecow · #**621**

YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT MY FRIENDS

and man, i wish i went to your school so i could be like all your cool friends

Guitar Woman · #**622**

Is everyone in the WORLD like this?

Am I part of a group of select people who aren't mouth breathing idiots?

bigtimecow · #**623**

we are missing the point of this thread, like, a lot

i'm sorry Z, can you forgive me?

Zomboid · #**624**

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Also, no, I will probably never have sex, as I'm what people who know what long words mean refer to as misogynistic.

Incredibly misogynistic.

Oh yeah, you're a real scholar for knowing that one. You're an idiot. I treat plenty of girls like shit and sometimes they hate me for it, and other times they laugh, call me an asshole, and get off on it or something. I don't know. What I do know, is that claiming you won't get laid because you're misogynistic is a load of shit.