Pat Robertson suggests God Smote Sharon for giving back land

[mburbank]

And I agree, but see, I think God smote him on account of He hates overweight old people. I mean, he kills people like that every day! I don't think this Robertson fella is very good at math.

[ziggytrix]

Why did God curse Robertson with stupidity? What did Pat ever do to desrve being made so very dumb?

[ScruU2wice]

I love how his spokeswoman said "he just quoted the bible."

[Geggy]

if God is what Pat Robertson says then consider me an atheist...

[ziggytrix]

That would have been better if you said Satanist.

[Womti]

or arsonist.

[kahljorn]

"or arsonist."

Yea, cause you could all meet at the Seventh Brother Arsonist Cathedral. Or should I say that smoldering mess of a retired winery.

You know, one time I went to one of those arsonist church's and you know it was actually kind of interesting. I wish I could find one around here, can you reccomend an arsonist church within a 50 mile vicinity of bakersfield, womti?

[Geggy]

Arsonist church at womti's house and bring snacks and your favorite lighter!

Originally Posted by ziggytrix

That would have been better if you said Satanist.

According to Pat Robertson, Atheism is Satanism.

[kahljorn]

Pat robertson sounds almost accurate. Most satanists I know are atheists...

[Immortal Goat]

Ahh, but are most atheists satanists?

And Pat Robertson is a complete idiot. I don't understand how he is still on TV... oh, wait a second, he's a "nice Christian fellow", which means he gets to have a career in the only field other than standup comedy that allows blatant bigotry and hatred, only a lot less funny.

[kahljorn]

I don't know. I suppose some of them could be-- excluding aforementioned satanists-- to some degree. That is why I said 'almost accurate', though.

[ziggytrix]

No way, blatant bigotry and hatred is all the rage if you work for INS, Denny's, or Wal-Mart.

[Jeanette X]

Sharon did deserve a smiting, but certainly not for giving back land.

[Kulturkampf]

I do say that Pat Robertson is not a proper reflection of Christianity, and only ignorant people would consider him as such.

[Immortal Goat]

You mean like most Christians do?

[ItalianStereotype]

most Christians? source.

[Immortal Goat]

OK, I should have rephrased that. Most Christians I know think Pat Robertson is an all around great guy.

[Ant10708]

Must not know alot of Catholics.

[Immortal Goat]

Does going to a Catholic school count? And yes, they like him, too.

[Ant10708]

They were just mocking his latest rant on Fox news.



I dunno all the praticing Catholics I know in NY area think he is a crazy motherfucker who should be kicked in the balls for how he represents Christianity.

[Kulturkampf]

I am from a part in the US that is very Lutheran, so I guess a lot of people are not so much into it as much. They are more 'live and let live' sort of people and have never subscribed to the ideas of Pat Robertson, which I consider to be more along the lines of baptist.

[ziggytrix]

He's a Southern Baptist, specifically.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat

Does going to a Catholic school count? And yes, they like him, too.

I call bullshit!

[Immortal Goat]

You call it on me going to Catholic School or that they like him there?

[KevinTheOmnivore]

I'm a pretty involved Roman Catholic, and was raised around other Catholics. I roll in circles of Catholics. I have never EVER met a Roman Catholic who supports Pat Robertson....ever! Many probably didn't even know much about him until he either A. ran for president or B. started saying really crazy shit.