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James · #1

OK, since there is an abundance of tard here, I'm going to try and do everyone a favor, and hopefully raise the IQ of some of these idiots. Don't worry, we can still pick on them in need be, but they just hopefully won't be as annoying as they are.

1) CHECK OUT THE FUCKING SITE - If you don't know what the fuck this board is, or why you're even here, then either get a clue or fucking go away. This board is for the I-Mockery.com website. Go check it out before you start showing up here.

2) CHECK OUT THE FUCKING BOARD - There are plenty of boards on this forum, specified for many different subjects. Before you post something, see if it fits in one of the other boards. Stop posting stuff about games, when if you scroll down far enough, you'll see a fucking gaming forum for you to post your retarded horseshit in.

That's pretty much it. Now hopefully, you bunch of fuckwits will take heed my words, and stop being so fucking annoying... even if it was by a small fraction.

We have enough reason why most of you are annoying, but if you follow these rules, we'll have less reasons.

Rez · #2

violaters will be shot in the face

Thetawaves · #3

This should be stickied :/

Rez · #4

*bump*

some of you assholes need this.

mburbank · #5

RULE #3; DON'T TOUCH THE DAMN CHEESE!!!! WHY???? CAUSE IT'S 'NACHO' CHEESE YOU STUPID SPIC WHORE CHINK!! IMONA CUT YOU IN THE YARD!!

with my shiv.

ok?

Helm · #6

RULE 4: IF YOU THINK YOUR HUMOUR IS ALL 'KICK ASS' AND 'IN YOUR FACE CONTROVERSAL', DON'T FUCKING BOTHER POSTING.

Zero Signal · #7

I don't want any of your Jew cheese anyway, Max.

glowbelly · #8

that was hysterical

James · #9

5) BRAWL HALL IS GAY - If you're associated with Brawl Hall, just save us the trouble and rape your own ass.

6) BUTT BUDDIES NOT WELCOME - If you can't handle the streets of I-Mockery, don't go crying to your "friends" and send them to defend your honor. If they are even willing to do so, they have already sealed their fate as being dipshits who will last a shorter time than you did. And they will hate you.

Malevolent · #10

7) Brawl Hall is still extremely gay.

Jixby Phillips · #11

NUMBER 8 IF YOU ARE A NEQBIE PREPARE FOR A VERBAL BEAT-DOWN LIKE NO OTHER *EVIL GRIN* >D

mburbank · #12

i like responding to threads

Evil Robot · #13

I hope terrorists attack this thread.

James · #14

You just violated Rule 4.

Evil Robot · #15

psycic prediction: Jamesman will post another message about hating me within 5 minutes of now......

Helm · #16

I THINK I'M GOING TO BEAT HIM TO IT

Ninjavenom · #17

Holy horseshit, half of you already broke a hundred posts. :/

Evil Robot · #18

OK, since there is an abundance of tard here, [are you talking about helmet wearing or non-helmet wearing tard?] I'm going to try and do everyone a favor, and hopefully raise the IQ of some of these idiots. [just exactly how much ritalin DO you have?] Don't worry, we can still pick on them in need be, [Oh thank god, I thought you were going to do away with them forever!] but they just hopefully won't be as annoying as they are. [It takes two to tango.]

1) CHECK OUT THE FUCKING SITE - If you don't know what the fuck this board is, or why you're even here, [Nobodys that senile] then either get a clue [I love that game, Clue!] or fucking go away. This board is for the I-Mockery.com website. [I thought this was the HP pavilion support forum] Go check it out before you start showing up here. [Either that or END showing up here]

2) CHECK OUT THE FUCKING BOARD [Yeah, the board about "fucking" is really cool] - There are plenty of boards on this forum, specified for many different subjects. [does that include this one?] Before you post something, see if it fits in one of the other boards. [You know, like a penis fits in an ass] Stop posting stuff about games, when if you scroll down far enough[so thats what the thing along the side of the screen is for!], you'll see a fucking gaming forum for you to post your retarded horseshit in.

That's pretty much it. [your done?] Now hopefully, you bunch of fuckwits will take heed my words, and stop being so fucking annoying... even if it was by a small fraction. [I take it your not on the metric system.]

We have enough reason why most of you are annoying [GERMS BAD!] , but if you follow these rules, we'll have less reasons.[wait I wasn't paying attention, what was this about?]

Helm · #19

OMG A RED FONT? THIS MUST MEAN YOU'RE BEING REALLY SARCASTIC!

Evil Robot · #20

The more red you see, the more sucks the original was. I made it more better.

Anonymous · #21

I don't like Lionel anymore

Evil Robot · #22

I'm just trying to get jamesman to throw another temper tantrum.

James · #23

Happy? No? Too bad, because that's the most influence you'll ever have on my life.

Oh, wait:

Too bad, because that's the most influence you'll ever have on my life.