I pointed and laughed at the easter bunny at my mall today, and I have never been more scared in my life. He pointed and approached me with lust in his eyes. With open arms, he chased me halfway across the mall until I said, "You know what, fuck this. Come here Jesus and give me a hug." HE STOLE MY WALLET!
P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.