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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 06:24 PM        I've got 99 problems
But I welcome a bitch to be the hundredth.

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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 08:36 PM       
It's my experience that bitches often count for several problems.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 08:47 PM       
Yeah, but we usually categorize it into one.
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Old Mar 11th, 2009, 01:17 AM       
but a bitch aint one for me..... wait yes it is. YOU ARE DESTROYING ME!!!!
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 07:42 PM       
relationships always crash and burn ):
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 09:15 PM       
It helps to think of them as a bitch to begin with, they usaully improve from there.
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Old Mar 19th, 2009, 10:11 AM       
I sometimes have a problem regarding a woman, but I don't feel comfortable referring to her as a bitch. Things generally get worked out, and I would feel bad about it afterwards if I called her a bitch.
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Old Mar 19th, 2009, 01:37 PM       
It's a JayZ song.

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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Old Mar 19th, 2009, 02:21 PM       
I thought that was OJ's line.
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Old Mar 20th, 2009, 03:14 PM       
I need someone like this.

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Old Mar 20th, 2009, 06:19 PM       
she's taken by me tad so go back to having that hundredth problem... I'll join you soon after.
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Old Mar 20th, 2009, 06:21 PM       
To NOT having that hundredth you mean
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Old Mar 20th, 2009, 06:28 PM       
excuse me, for not having the hundredth... I'm sorry
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Old Mar 21st, 2009, 09:10 AM       
I need a lady who will sleep in my bed. I have so many dirty things i want to do and only myself to do them to.
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Old Mar 21st, 2009, 03:47 PM       
At least your not The Haunted Mansion. I think they have like 999 problems.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2009, 06:48 AM       
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It's a JayZ song.

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Yeah, I know. I'm not a fucking idiot.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 04:23 PM       
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 05:43 PM       
Please list all 99 of your problems.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 06:25 PM       
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 06:27 PM       
THe first step to solving your problems is admitting them. I'm only thinking of you...
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 06:29 PM       
One of my problems is a fear of making lists.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 06:35 PM       
Apparently a problem shared is a problem halved. So list them and we'll have 44.5 each. Make sure you give me the share that includes fear of making lists, that way you can then make the list.
DAmn, I'm good.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 06:49 PM       
I also have a problem with comprehension.
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