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Oh man, we could just spam the Moody Blues and have him sobbing in seconds
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 11:14 AM       
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I suggest mix tapes filled with Air Supply and 80s Foreigner
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 11:36 AM       
I think I said this awhile ago, but Sappy, you need to follow all the advice in this thread. To the LETTER.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 05:09 PM       
If she owns a car you need to shoot a deuce on the hood.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 08:21 PM       
I guess you could piss on her too. All the cool guys are doing it. Just make sure she hates it first. It could backfire on you.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 08:29 PM       
Terra have you accepted Sam's pee
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 08:33 PM       
I'm holding out for an alpha male.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 08:40 PM       
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TERRA, IT MATTERS NOT IF YOU ACCEPT MY PEE, JUST KNOW THAT MY PEE WANTS YOU AND IT WILL HAVE YOU.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 08:47 PM       
thread back ups please and thank you
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 09:56 PM       
Great. Thread backups. Here I go again, getting pissed on in a back alley.

Saps? Piss on you.
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Old Mar 29th, 2010, 12:01 AM       
I know how you feel, I really do. I had a fling with a human once...everything was going great.

Then he discovered that I have a goat's tail hidden under my skirt and booked it. Hey, I never said I was perfect, jackass!
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