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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 07:36 PM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 07:42 PM       
Whoa, gone for a day and this load.
There's too much to quote, so I'mma just list off what I remember.
1. Contrary to belief, I am NOT fat or terribly scrawny. I'm not buff, but I can easily take care of myself. (inb4 masturbation joke)
2. I do read! I read a lot! I've actually known the librarians at school well enough that I can just get free books here and there.
3. Music may not be a savior for me, since most of it is House/Dubstep/Death Metal/Postal Service (Yeah, I have a bipolar tracklist)
4.Uhm, I don't actually have a four.
Oh! Yeah, if she tries to get back together, fuck that. What kind of person 'gets bored' after saying you love someone? Maybe I'll find someone who's as 'romantic' as me.
But she'll have to have dyed hair, probably; fuckin' love dyed hair.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 07:44 PM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 08:29 PM       
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1. Contrary to belief, I am NOT fat or terribly scrawny. I'm not buff, but I can easily take care of myself. (inb4 masturbation joke)
The spirits are telling me that cannot be proven. They're also telling me that you need to read the rest of GRISLYGUS COPYRIGHTED CONFIDENCE BOOSTING SYSTEM

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2. I do read! I read a lot! I've actually known the librarians at school well enough that I can just get free books here and there.
And we care why?

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What kind of person 'gets bored' after saying you love someone?
Anyone stuck in a dull, fizzled relationship, dingus. MOVE ON.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 08:40 PM       
Please for the love of god, don't turn to anime!
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 08:42 PM       
He already has, if I remember correctly
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 08:44 PM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 08:54 PM       
Sappy, you should follow ALL the advice in this thread to the letter.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 09:43 PM       
Just don't stalk her.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 09:50 PM       
No way, you gotta totally stalk her, and then when she feels specials, punch her in the face.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 11:00 PM       
I think I remember seeing a sappington picture; he's not fat.


As for stalking, I think that's a reasonably good idea. Make sure you have a good excuse for when you get caught though.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 12:18 AM       
No, he doesn't want that, he should just stalk her to annoy her and show her who is in control. She doesn't own you Sappington.

Get some CCTV cameras set up around her house, and watch them everyday.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 12:27 AM       
That's the BEAUTY. He can if he wants and she can't do anything about it! She thought she was in the position of power when she dumped him, but as long as he keeps constant observation of her then he is the one in control.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 12:32 AM       
But how can he know she doesn't secretly hope he will keep spanking to her? I suggest spanking instead to donkey shows
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 02:17 AM       
Not really up to spanking at all, actually.
I'm like the anti-teen; I'm already senile, and my libido is generally low as hell.
I know that she didn't do it for control; she already knew she was the (at least sexually) dominant one.

Also, there's at least one pic of me climbing a building in the mugshot thread; hunt it down if you don't believe me.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 09:35 AM       
See, that's how I was when I was a teenager. Later on I found out that most of my friends were like that too.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 09:43 AM       
CUM IN HER EYES. CUM IN HER EYES.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 09:48 AM       
The only picture I remember of Sappy is when he had dyed his hair red, and asked us if we thought he should go for it again.

I remember quite clearly my response: How about 'not'.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 11:08 AM       
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 11:37 AM       
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 11:38 AM       
And no, I'm not tracking down your picture. The burden of proof is on you.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 11:39 AM       
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Not really up to spanking at all, actually.
I'm like the anti-teen; I'm already senile, and my libido is generally low as hell.
I know that she didn't do it for control; she already knew she was the (at least sexually) dominant one.

Also, there's at least one pic of me climbing a building in the mugshot thread; hunt it down if you don't believe me.
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