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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 01:41 PM       
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something about being romantic and sex or something
fuck, i'm gonna have to quote the black dude from 40 year old virgin "DON'T PUT THE PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL"

sex isn't this enormously important thing, it's just something people do to feel good. fuck, if anything, oral sex should seem more important considering we're IMPROVISING that. hell, our dicks and pussies are put PERFECTLY in place of each other

SEX IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN LIKE A LOT so just have some and stop making it a huge thing. you will be happier. and i don't mean that in the way of like, go and fuck a bunch of broads. just, the next relationship you get into, make sex a normal, pretty casual thing. there can be romantic nights of sex of whatever but christ, its just a more enjoyable way of jerking off
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 01:49 PM       
FUCKING A. Sex in and of itself is not special. It's a biological function designed to feel good to us animals so that we'll do it a lot. If you wanna make it special, I mean, that's fine, but if it becomes a be all end all, you're gonna be very disappointed. Young as I am, even I get that.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 01:55 PM       
haha, no. What you two young studs don't realise is that once you reach a certain age, your body no longer produces enough comacerinitocis, and we have to have sex to survive. At least once a fortnight or we slip into a coma and die.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 01:57 PM       
Shit, I forgot. Read about that in Anatomy a long time ago when I was in high school.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 02:01 PM       
Yeah, so have casual and fun sex before you hit 25. Enjoy it while you can because soon you will be having scheduled, passionless sex done for nothing but the survival of our species.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 06:57 PM       

But that's just not how it is for me. Sex just isn't about pure lust for me.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 07:30 PM       
Is it because of the ball cancer?
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 07:41 PM       
Because you haven't gotten any! All "sensitive" people without girlfriends always talk about how meaningful sex is to them, how THEIR approach to sex isn't actually about sex but somebeautiful romantic ideal. They think that they're going to find that "one person" and that the second they lose their virginity to this "one person" fireworks will light the night sky and it will be a timeless testament to their eternal love, because these people don't know how dating works.

Meanwhile, all of their normal friends belittle them, give them shit relentlessly, and attempt to shame them into getting a decent girlfriend that actually wants to have sex.. to no avail. The lonely young man continues to watch anime and wait patiently for a magical, beautiful, unquestioning, stupidly loyal girlfriend to drop out of the sky and love them.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 07:56 PM       
sex isn't just any lust for me either. yes i feel lustful towards my girlie but i also care about her and care about our relationship. yeah sex brings us closer, but at the same time it's fucking sex. it feels fantastic and doesn't have to bring people closer
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 08:07 PM       
Well no shit, but the critical point is that YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

If you break up you presumably won't have trouble getting ANOTHER ONE


And sex is personal and there's no problem with being romantic, but you're not pretending THAT SEX IS ONLY A PURE EXPRESSION OF IMMEDIATE AND ETERNAL LOVE, nor are you claiming that LUST MEANS NOTHING TO YOU, the mark of an insecure liar
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 08:31 PM       
If you really love somebody, you pay them monies. You're not some broke fuck, are you Sap?

Maybe she didn't really say bored she said "broke."
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 08:36 PM       
I'm sure he was all "Hey baby, watch me scale this wall and hop to that lamp post." and she was all "Look faggot, how many signs can I give you that I need dick in my pussy."

Then he did a backflip too proove his love.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 08:40 PM       
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If you really love somebody, you pay them monies. You're not some broke fuck, are you Sap?

Maybe she didn't really say bored she said "broke."
Girls that expect money and gifts to a point where they actually get mad when you don't give them anything are the absolute worst and not worth it in the long run by any stretch of the imagination.

But then again crazy-ass femisist types are also awful. Happy medium, etc.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 08:55 PM       
A serious Milhouse post!
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 09:40 PM       
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I'm sure he was all "Hey baby, watch me scale this wall and hop to that lamp post." and she was all "Look faggot, how many signs can I give you that I need dick in my pussy."

Then he did a backflip too proove his love.
It's not like we hadn't DONE things, but it was just a medium for us. Look, it's just how I think. It's not about 'FINDING THE ONE' or anything; it just means more to me than just sleeping around.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 09:41 PM       
Define what you did with her sexually. I promise you it won't gross us out.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 09:45 PM       
the thing is you can't let it be this big thing. like seriously, you can't. unless you're religious or something, then i would say just don't be religious to begin with, but that's another argument

unless the first time you have sex is when you want to have a kid or something. then you're just craycray
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 11:18 PM       
He kind of has a point. This is loveline. Nobody fucks for love. Especially when we fuck ourselves for it.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 11:19 PM       
HEY TERRA, HOW IS YOU MARRIAGE?
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 11:28 PM       
This coming from somebody who gets kicked out from his parents and his g/f at the same time?
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Imma gonna let you win in hopes for tit pics. I'm investing in my futures.
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 01:59 AM       
I don't see viewing sex as 'more than lust' as a bad thing in itself. If it's preventing you from enjoying life and your relationship, yes, it is a bad thing, but unless "boring" means "no sex", I'm not sure it applies here.

Sex has to be more than just lust, otherwise women would give it away much more often.


Terra, has anyone ever lusted after you before?
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Define what you did with her sexually. I promise you it won't gross us out.
ATM and fingerpoppin.

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