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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 09:48 AM       
I'll take the bet on the ATM.
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 09:58 AM       
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Terra, has anyone ever lusted after you before?
Oh, hello no. Why do you think I troll the back alleys of Loveline??
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 04:10 PM       
T and Millhouse lusting after your tit pics doesnt count?
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 04:43 PM       
That doesn't make her special.
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 04:49 PM       
Special? Who said anything about special. Im talking about tit pics man. Unless there is something special about her tits.

Terra is there something special about your tits?
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 05:04 PM       
Ooops All this homo talk about feelings got me off track. Srrrrrrrry
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 05:25 PM       
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T and Millhouse lusting after your tit pics doesnt count?
Now wait just a minute I've never expressed interest in seeing Terra's tits
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 05:59 PM       
I almost thought you were straight for a second.
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 06:27 PM       
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ATM and fingerpoppin.

I BET. JUST BET.
The hell does ATM stand for?
inb4 Automatic Teller Machine
Uhm, we got to fingering and whatnot...
ALSO: No, I'm not waiting until marriage to have sex, or just to make the babies (FUCK BABIES). It's simply not a meaningless act for me. That's all.
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 06:33 PM       
Question is, did she get you off?
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 07:04 PM       
Jesus, kid. I can't be more than a few months older than you and you dunno the important stuff.

MY GENERATION IS DISGUSTING.
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 07:55 PM       
The problem is that Sappington is so worried about his needs that he forgot about hers.

Imagine Sap that you are a 50's doo wop band singing about good feelings, sunshine and love. You GF was like a 80's new wave band singing about lust, heat of the moment and love.

You should have blended your feelings with her to make sweet sweet mashup love.

Here is a visual example.

BTW you have to click on it to open it in youtube.

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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 07:58 PM       
Now win her back with this!

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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 08:01 PM       
Then you guys can party all over the world!
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 09:33 PM       
IT WASN'T ABOUT SEX! JESUS! She was just bored of the relationship in general!
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 09:42 PM       
Because there was no sex.
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 10:39 PM       
And some
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 10:43 PM       
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IT WASN'T ABOUT SEX! JESUS! She was just bored of the relationship in general!
Up until that point, a little sex might have carried you through.

Can't save them all, Hasselhoff.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 12:13 AM       
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Because there was no sex.

Hey, there was fingering


And "whatnot".








But yeah, there was no sex



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IT WASN'T ABOUT SEX! JESUS! She was just bored of the relationship in general!

And did you also believe her when she said "it's not you, it's me"?
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 12:21 AM       
HOW MANY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES MUST I SAY I LOVE YOU?

BEFORE YOU FINE'LLY UNNERSTAND?


WON'T YOU BE MY FOOOOOOOOOREVA WOMAN

I'LL TRY TO BE YOUR FOOOOR-EV-ER MAN
FOREVER MAN
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 12:24 AM       
SAPS


SAPPERS



SAPS OLD BUDDY, YOUR EX HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU; SHE WANTED ME TO PASS IT ALONG

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