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sspadowsky · #26

Shaved chicks are the best thing to come along in the history of everything. Those hair removal doctors should offer their services to the womens for free.

MarioRPG · #27

I remember some girls in my English class last year were talking about how they get it waxed (etc), and the teacher asked them from across the room what they were disrupting his class about. The blondest of them just told him straight with out missing a beat.
It threw both the teacher and myself off.

I mean, not that it was wrong or anything, but some of us were trying to learn about Frost, god.

Tadao · #28

I have a porno that starts that way.

Jeanette X · #29

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Originally Posted by sspadowsky

Shaved chicks are the best thing to come along in the history of everything. Those hair removal doctors should offer their services to the womens for free.

Twist your penis into a balloon animal and maybe I'll consider it.

Dixie · #30

Cosmo Electrolux · #31

will it remove hair from your nads?
what about your taint?

Dr. Boogie · #32

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Originally Posted by Jeanette X

Twist your penis into a balloon animal and maybe I'll consider it.

I saw her on Lounge Lizards years ago, but I can't remember her name.

Dixie · #33

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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

will it remove hair from your nads?
what about your taint?

You wouldn't want to use it on your nads, it's a home sugaring kit which is basically waxing.
Your taint however, yes, if you don't mind ripping out hair from that region.

I use Nad's. Seriously, I do.

Cosmo Electrolux · #34

sounds painful.
my girlfriend has this vat of hot wax...she waxes her son's uni-brow with it.

Tadao · #35

Why not use Nair?

Dixie · #36

It's really not that painful since it's over fairly quickly.

Nair burns me.

Tadao · #37

So.... don't put nair on balls. Noted!

Chojin · #38

using nad's was in the top 10 most painful moments of my life :<

in the introductory dvd that comes with it they show this gay dude getting nad'ded and they rip it off and he's all 'oh, how pleasant' ;<

Cosmo Electrolux · #39

should I ask what you nad'ed?

Tadao · #40

hairy nipples? they tickle throats. no fun

Dixie · #41

I did not get the dvd. I'm jealous.

It's not THAT bad, but it's not pleasant either.

Zomboid · #42

I remember seeing an infomercial on tv for that when I was like 13 and my friends and I found it hilarious. I don't think I could ever use something like that on my crotch

Chojin · #43

I tried to use it on my shoulders ;<

sspadowsky · #44

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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie

I saw her on Lounge Lizards years ago, but I can't remember her name.

Maryellen Hooper. I respect her as a comic, but not as a shaved woman. 'Cause she's not one.

Jeannette, what's your favorite animal?

Cosmo Electrolux · #45

Jeanette X · #46

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Originally Posted by sspadowsky

Maryellen Hooper. I respect her as a comic, but not as a shaved woman. 'Cause she's not one.

Jeannette, what's your favorite animal?

You know I love them all...

Except for ones like this:

Not sexy.

Tadao · #47

That pussy has a lot of miles on it!

Sethomas · #48

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Originally Posted by Sethomas

From the book I'm reading:
"He did not have the look of a man who could please his mistress when he held her naked in his arms. For his beard was little more than the kind of fuzz that ladies have in certain places."

"It is easy to judge by the state of hay whether the pitchfork is any good."

"Lady, answer me without any deceit. Is there any hair between your legs?"
- "None at all."
"Indeed I do believe you, for grass does not grow on a well-beaten path."

From the poetry of Jean de Condé, ca. 1360.

I love history.

2003, a fine year for I-Mockery.