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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 06:08 PM        Kate(katesÂ*playground) has a hoof



http://img108.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img108&image=HOOF.jpg

http://boards.ign.com/The_Vestibule/b5296/72140695/p1

"I think she has bigger problems than just having a hoofed foot.

For one, she's Canadian."

"Tonight we take a look at the mysterious and elusive one hoofed Kate. Though this gentle mammal looks deceptiveley docile, other animals give it a wide berth as it roams the Serengetti. With it's strong hindquarters and hard hoofed foot, this amazing creature can break the neck of the largest and most vicious of predators."
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 06:17 PM       
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 06:21 PM       
You look at way too much porn if you noticed that.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 06:23 PM       
http://boards.ign.com/The_Vestibule/b5296/72140695/p1 youÂ*dontÂ*needÂ*pornÂ*toÂ*noticeÂ*that.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 08:13 PM       
you looked up "hoof porn" didnt you? :/
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 09:25 PM       
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 09:42 PM       
hooves are kinky
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 09:42 PM       
she has two left feet!
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 09:59 PM       
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 09:02 AM       
There's a chick in my choir who has a hoof. It was the firsy hoof woman I ever saw.
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 11:59 AM       
Presumably Todeswalzer is the epitome of physical perfection and is in no way an ugly fat nerd.
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 12:06 PM       
aahh crap someone found experiment 0.27

i wondered how long it would take :/
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Old Nov 25th, 2004, 04:52 AM       
lol omg that was great

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Old Nov 25th, 2004, 05:03 PM       
Crippley! : Damn, and I thought Uma Thurman had awful feet... quite surely every foot-fetishists nigjtmare.
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Old Nov 25th, 2004, 05:07 PM       
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At least someone can give me some credit.

Its quite disturbing thinking off that hoof everytime i fap now....totally makes me limp
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 06:23 AM       
You know you would still do her.

But I won't... that is just gross...
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 11:03 AM       
Hey, Iv never heard of katies playground! NOW I CANT GO THERE! EVER!
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 02:04 PM       
*fap fap fap* what the.... HOOF???!?!! oh shit thx a lot guys you could've waited til i finished!! argh!! lol
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 03:07 PM       
What the hoof? :/
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 03:11 PM       
she's a pretty girl, hoof or not :/ pathetic loosers don't deserve good porn.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 07:15 PM       
you are just in luck fartin i just found out she visits this forum
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Old Nov 28th, 2004, 01:33 AM       
and she wants to take you away to her castle where she can love you forever!
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