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Old Feb 27th, 2007, 01:50 PM        A short erotic tale
Gina gasped as Tom took off his shirt. Her eyes drifted across his broad chest and she felt her nipples strain against her white cotton shirt. She stepped closer, gently raising her hands to Toms sides and slowly moved them up across his nipples. Tom felt a stirring in his loins as Gina pinched his left nipple and leaned in close. He felt her warm, moist breath engulf his nipple and he let out a deep sigh.

After letting Gina tease his nipples for a while, Tom pulled her head up to his and kissed her gently but firmly. "Do you... like to suck on things, Gina?"

Gina flushed at his question and glanced down at Toms hard dick which was being pushed into her belly, separated by only his jeans and her shirt. She looked back up at him and licked her lips enthusiastically. "Oh yeah, I love to. Do you have something else for me to suck, by any chance?"

Tom grinned and pulled Gina's arms around him, kissing her deeply. Gina let her hands roam up and down his back, and then slipped them down into his jeans to give his ass a quick squeeze. Suddenly her eyes shot wide open as she touched a soft lump. Tom grinned and took off his pants and boxers, encouraging Gina to walk around and kneel behind him. There, only two inches from his puckered anus, was the most beautiful cyst she had ever seen.

Gina kneeled behind him and brought her hands up to once again touch his beautiful lump. Glowing with excitement, she put a finger on either side of it and gave a gentle squeeze. Tom groaned in bliss and a small bead of white gold peeked out between Gina's fingers. She stretched out her tounge, pulling the pus into her mouth, and made a small sound of content. But such a small drop was not enough; she had to have more.

Gina closed her eyes tightly as she pulled Toms cyst into her mouth and, after only one suck, the blockage popped out and the strawberries and cream began to flow down her throat...
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Old Feb 27th, 2007, 01:54 PM       
that killed my b*ner fast
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Old Feb 27th, 2007, 02:09 PM       
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Old Feb 27th, 2007, 02:38 PM       
amusing and nauseating at the same time.
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Old Feb 27th, 2007, 03:22 PM       
cos, i would pop your anal cyst anytime, baby
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Old Feb 27th, 2007, 03:27 PM       
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Old Feb 27th, 2007, 03:31 PM       
a bottle of gin, george washington's dick, vomit, and cat hair on my pussy
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Old Feb 27th, 2007, 03:32 PM       
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Old Feb 27th, 2007, 03:33 PM       
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no fuckface.....your not supposed to shit your pants while you type.
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Old Feb 27th, 2007, 07:50 PM       
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Old Feb 27th, 2007, 09:05 PM       
Gina (Gasps)

OH my god that is one huge telivision!

Tom


OOOH Ya baby look at me take off my shirt while I'm on video in real time

Gina

My eyes are drifting across your chest

Tom

I know I can feel your eyes burning my underwear off

Gina

what is that smell?

Tom

You burning my underwear off baby

Gina

I have huge nipples

Tom

I noticed those

Gina

grasp them if you must

Tom

Oh ya baby I must

Gina

Grasp my ass Tom

Tom


with both hands?

Gina

Is there any other way?

Tom

Oh ya baby

Gina

Wow that is quite the lump

Tom

I've never had anyone describe it as that

Gina

Do you like it?

Tom

I guess

Gina


Oh my god some white gold

Tom

what?

Gina


you know

Tom


Oh ya sure oooh ya baby

Gina


there is a boil or somekind of cyst on your wiener

Tom

Do you want to stop

Gina


Ok

Tom


I can wrap is special if you like

Gina


I'm not sure what you mean but I think you should get that looked at

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You don't want a Strawberry surprise

Gina

would it look good with crabs swimming in it?

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How much is this costing me

Gina

$9 per minute


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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 01:22 PM       
erotica is only good told first person
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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 05:16 PM       
No way, that was fantastic.

I'm seriously so close to putting it into monologue form.
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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 05:28 PM       
He's got talent, so I keep trying to tell him, coming up with that shit out of nowhere.
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 12:27 AM       
I'm soooo not happy in pants.
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 08:34 AM       
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I'm soooo not happy in pants.

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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 10:24 AM       
she works in a daycare. needs more adult time
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 10:38 AM       
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she works in a daycare. needs more adult time
if she works in a daycare, I'd say she needs a Xanax, or a bottle of whiskey...or both.


the cosmo cocktail...two fingers of bourdon and a Xanax
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 02:00 PM       
"Terra's Twisted Timber"

a half a bottle of the cheapest red wine around, 6 midol, and a no doz
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 02:13 PM       
Cosmo's Cool-aid:

2 oz of pure grain alcohol, a package of red jello, a hit of acid, and cyanide.
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 02:17 PM       
Terra's Treat

arsenic, fruit loops, thumb tacs and seven up

(god i want you!)
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 02:29 PM       
Cosmo's Satanic Panic

sacramental wine, cheap tequila, and a communion wafer... served texas style

(I want you more)

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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 10:25 PM       
Terra's Terror

cognac, one rotted egg (three fingers), a miller high life and a half a cup of flashpoint

(i think they are talking about us now, baby!!!)

Last edited by Terra : Mar 1st, 2007 at 10:26 PM. Reason: they found out that we are fucking!!!
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Old Mar 2nd, 2007, 07:20 AM       
Cosmo Emo Beatdown

Two shots of tequila, a bottle of Black #1 hair dye, a baseball bat with a couple of nails in it, and some dippity do ( for the backwards hair, and to assist in the tuck and roll to get the girl pants on), and some bad, angst filled poetry to post on myspace

(let them talk)

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Old Mar 2nd, 2007, 10:25 AM       
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