Who is Jonathan Clement?

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Let's take some guesses at this. Who do we have here?

[ziggytrix]

He first showed up in the DDAAF forum. I'm pretty sure he's not someone's character.

[Emu]

I get the feeling he's not a character. If he is, he's probably Pub Lover.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

I was initially inclined to agree with that, but nobody could be so intentionally stupid. I refuse to believe it. It has become too contrived at this point, and I think I am in the character camp.

[Chojin]

He's more of a Mad Max type of guy. He does the same schtick on all sorts of boards, and I think he isn't doing it intentionally.

[Emu]

What other boards does he go to?

[Rosenstern]

Originally Posted by KevinTheOmnivore

nobody could be so intentionally stupid.

Sounds a little like Clark Kent talking about Superman (Stupidman in this case). Are you totally sure you aren't Jonathan, newsguy? Having a little fun under the disguise of a mental retard, eh? You should do what I do, and just be a retard naturally.

[Jonathan Clement]

I'm not a character.

[Rosenstern]

Follow-up question: Would Jonathan Clement proclaiming himself a "super clever person" on the poll (since he's the only one who would) in fact be a demonstration of his almighty stupidity?

[Jonathan Clement]

I'm not a boooooooot!

[ArrowX]

I....WILL....NOT....BE....BOUND!!!!

Jonny 'ol boy just admit it SPORTS!

[Rosenstern]

Kevin's gonna kick our asses when he sees the poll results. It's 42% for Kevin as I type this.

[Jonathan Clement]

Really, I'm not a Character. You can believe so, but I'm not.

[ArrowX]

It will drive you to the breaking point eventually. Because EVERYONE succumbs to the forum.

[Rosenstern]

OMG did he do it!!?? Did he actually declare himself a "Super Clever Person"? Is he that stupid of a dude as to give us lots of ammo to shoot him with? He might as well just start a thread called "I am so darn smart! You are all dumber than I is!"

Then, given recent trends, he would probably start another one on the same topic two days later with a couple displaced letters in the title and call it a completely original thread. He rolls like that, biatch.

[Immortal Goat]

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

I'm not a boooooooot!

Johnny's School photo!

EDIT: Has anyone conseidered that this could by Johnny Darko? He got banned, right? I don't remember enough of that guy to determine if this is him or not.

[Jonathan Clement]

Not boot, BOT! It's what those AIM bot's say when you type in "bot". "lol. I'm not a bot. Did you really think I was?" And I'm not a character. I'm a real person.

[glowbelly]

prove it by posting some sort of photo id

[Emu]

Originally Posted by Rosenstern

OMG did he do it!!?? Did he actually declare himself a "Super Clever Person"? Is he that stupid of a dude as to give us lots of ammo to shoot him with?

Actually, I voted for that one.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Originally Posted by Rosenstern

Kevin's gonna kick our asses when he sees the poll results. It's 42% for Kevin as I type this.

Who the hell are you???

[ziggytrix]

he's Guildencrantz

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Oh, well in that case.......

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Emu

Actually, I voted for that one.

Because you think I am Clement?

[Emu]

yeah

[kahljorn]

"prove it by posting some sort of photo id"

That won't work, if it was a smart character he could just find something online. But then, if he's honest he could just show the face that was on his avatar.
I think the avatar thing makes it look like a character, though. Picking a retarded face to act as your visual identity? I think that clues it off right there.

Mystery solved