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Sacks · #26

When I was around 10 me and this kid used to be ninjas in his apartment complex. There were huge steep hills everywhere and we'd both get on my pink and green TMNT skateboard and sail into the night like warrior poets.

saizo_ogasawara · #27

The first ninja experience I had was when me and my friends had to sneak out of detention. We literally had to use everything we could use, did everything we had to just to escape. And the teachers were no wiser the next effin' day.

Chojin · #28

i remember when I did everything I had before

poseur

Tadao · #29

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Originally Posted by saizo_ogasawara

The first ninja experience I had was when me and my friends had to sneak out of detention. We literally had to use everything we could use, did everything we had to just to escape. And the teachers were no wiser the next effin' day.

Ahhh I see now, you live in Arkansas. Who helped you fill out the registration form to post here?

terrva · #30

The best ninja experience i ever had was when my friend threw a makeshift shuriken on his own foot and bled like crazy. Good times.

Fat_Hippo · #31

I once threw a sherrifs star at my brother, that's almost like throwing a shuriken. Good thing he dodged, 'cause it actually stuck in the wall. That could've hurt.

MacLeon · #32

The last Ninja incident I had was giving a kid dressed up as Shinobi on Halloween a hand full of candies.

Tadao · #33

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Originally Posted by MacLeon

The last Ninja incident I had was giving a kid dressed up as Shinobi on Halloween a hand full of candies.

Quality posting!

executioneer · #34

macleon is ALSO not skilled in the seven ways of going

JediScum · #35

I don't know if this counts as "ninja" but i seem to have weird knack for walking into a room, then someone turns around and i scare the shit out of them. It's like they don't hear me. I never do this on purpose.

When i try to do it i fuck it up

Tadao · #36

twinkle toes

JediScum · #37

No... when i don't try, i seem to have a talent for walking quickly and making almost noise. If my toes twinkled, they would give off light. Which would make me a bad ninja.

Come to think of it, luminscent feet is prolly why i'm always picked last in the ninja kickball league.

On an unrelated note, have you ever heard of a band called Metallica? I think they're from California, and they don't sound that bad.

Tadao · #38

JediScum is funny. sometimes

Fat_Hippo · #39

JediScum, that means he wants to fuck you! Now's your chance!

JediScum · #40

I might be interested, so long as Tadao respects my limits.

No blood, shit or piss play (well, maybe piss) and I am NOT a bottom.

Everything else is cool though.