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Old Jan 28th, 2014, 04:29 PM       
Ahaahahaha She's gonna be the kind of girl that punches boys in the head.
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Old Jan 28th, 2014, 04:51 PM       
I hope she gets a hockey scholarship.
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Old Jan 28th, 2014, 08:04 PM       
Ok, Jackets, come on and beat Ottawa.
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Old Jan 28th, 2014, 10:53 PM       
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Old Jan 29th, 2014, 12:27 AM       
I take it back, we suck. Coyotes shut us out. 0-3
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Old Jan 29th, 2014, 11:00 AM       
Aaaaaaand we shit the bed vs Nashville. Back to the basement!
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Old Jan 29th, 2014, 12:20 PM       
We're starting to do the same punitive goalie crap that LA's been doing. Bob gives up a few goals? Bench him and put in McElhinney. McElhinney gives up a few goals? Shame shame, start Bob!
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Old Jan 29th, 2014, 01:08 PM       
It's the only way they learn.
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Old Jan 29th, 2014, 01:22 PM       
Rub their nose on the ice, too.

Edit: That aside, I was doing a lot of WTF-ing at the screen last night as the Jackets had opportunities of bumper-bowling calibre, big holes in Ottawa's defense, missed opportunities left and right, and fucking SHOOTING WIDE ON A WIDE OPEN EMPTY NET. We deserved the loss.
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Old Jan 29th, 2014, 01:54 PM       
Quick keeps getting scored on from the blue line and points. Fucking Olympics seem to be fucking with his head. I've never seen him this distracted.
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Old Jan 29th, 2014, 04:37 PM       
Same with Bob. When they benched him, they kept the camera on him and he just looked dazed.
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Old Jan 30th, 2014, 10:44 PM       
Whew! 3 game losing streak over and bob once again beating ovechkin.
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Old Jan 30th, 2014, 10:46 PM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2014, 12:15 AM       
Our game against Pittsburgh is intense. They our kicking our ass and our boys are getting a fucking workout. 2 more periods to go.
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Old Jan 31st, 2014, 12:38 AM       
Hahahha they pulled Quick and put in Jones. Crazy times.
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Old Jan 31st, 2014, 07:28 AM       
We had fight after fight last night, which always seems to happen when two teams are battling for a spot in the standings.

Ovechkin shot on Bob, Bob deflected that shit like he had Wonder Woman bulletproof cuffs. Ovechkin skated over and said something to him, and the announcers are like, "OVIE'S CONGRATULATING BOB ON THAT EXCELLENT SAVE, SAYS, I HOPE YOU HAVE MORE LIKE THAT IN THE OLYMPICS NEXT WEEK". How the fuck would they know? He could have said absolutely anything. You couldn't see their faces, they weren't mic'd, and it was probably in Russian. He could have told him to go fuck himself, he could have reminded him to pack toilet paper, it could have been anything.
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Old Jan 31st, 2014, 07:29 AM       
I frequently find commentator-prattle irritating, that might be why.
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Old Jan 31st, 2014, 12:41 PM       
Our commentators have no color. It's strictly business and very boring. Sometimes if I've been drinking it can lull me to sleep.
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Old Feb 1st, 2014, 12:13 AM       
I'm watching Michigan State-Minnesota right now.

Almost changed the channel when I heard the name Chelios.
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Old Feb 1st, 2014, 09:52 AM       
American announcers for hockey are universally bad, except for a few in the Original Six markets. Gotta listen to some Canadian guys for quality announcing.
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Old Feb 1st, 2014, 12:40 PM       
Our announcers are very accessible. They have a desk near the cannon, at the top of a section just off the concourse, and you can just walk up as they're doing postgame. It's kind of cool to watch. You can also look up as you're standing in line to get in and there's usually someone with a camera taking pics of the crowd.

This is the Jumbotron guy. When we took my daughter to her first game last year, she fell asleep (despite the crowd being louder than I'd ever heard and the fucking cannon going off all the time). The people around us were laughing. The jumbotron guy came over and was sitting in an empty seat beside us, ready for the shot the next time they got to him. He was just about to when the guy got back to his seat and he had to move- gave up and went back up the steps

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Old Feb 1st, 2014, 04:29 PM       
Going to Hooters to watch the game, hopefully titties and beer will ease the pain of losing to fucking Philly.
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Old Feb 1st, 2014, 07:41 PM       
Shut out again! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Feb 1st, 2014, 11:28 PM       
Good solid win tonight vs Florida, a team I frequently forget exists.

So we were out today at an ice cream place and mr kitsa is wearing a jackets hoodie, and the guy strikes up a conversation about the season. And just as I say something, he shoots me this look like, quiet, woman, the men are talking.

I had a mad impulse to create all sorts of chaos, up to and including telling him just scoop the fucking ice cream, bitch. But then I remembered that the only reasons women like hockey are to impress men or to lust after players, right?

What a fuckwit.
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