I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Sam]

THAT AIN'T THE ONLY KIND OF COCKS IT HAS

[Seven Force]

more like octoroons

[kahljorn]

one time i saw a crane

[Grislygus]

it was sitting on a plane, trying in vain to keep its ill-gotten gains as it tried to make plain its considered disdain for the hopelessly urbane

[Kitsa]

There may only be one at C-bus, but if you look in WV 2 hours away you'll find a multitude of them on the border at Parkersburg and Mineralwells.

The Mineralwells ones are funny because that's a reeeeally religious/conservative area. Goes to show, eh?

[Shrubfest]

Yeah! Out of 9 UK listings, one of them is my hometown.

ROCK ON.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by Shrubfest

Yeah! Out of 9 UK listings, one of them is my hometown.

ROCK ON.

WAY TO PUT THEM ON THE MAP SHRUB.

[Colonel Flagg]

What I want to know is why CNN did not include this important bit of demographic information in their evaluation of their annual 100 best places to live in the US?

[Dimnos]

Because AC doesnt like to wait in line?

[Dimnos]

[Fathom Zero]

Bill Murray's never seen Seinfeld.

http://www.gq.com/entertainment/cele...?currentPage=1

Goddamn, I've got a lotta respect for the man.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's a great article.

[The Leader]

I started reading it because I saw that Daniel Clowes did the illustration for it but then I realized that I really couldn't give a damn about what some guy who I've never talked to thinks about stuff.

[Fathom Zero]

Well, I like things. And because I do, I read that.

[Esuohlim]

Bill Murray strikes me as the kind of guy who spends his day on the internet posting on message boards but types with two fingers and doesn't know how to use search engines

[Sam]

AND THEN HE MAKES GARFIELD.

[Esuohlim]

I would have watched the shit out of Garfield if it was just Bill Murray walking around in a plastic Garfield mask with a rubber band around the back

[Colonel Flagg]

Awesome. :shark

[Sam]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I would have watched the shit out of Garfield if it was just Bill Murray walking around in a plastic Garfield mask with a rubber band around the back

JUST LIKE BEE MOVIE.

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

There may only be one at C-bus, but if you look in WV 2 hours away you'll find a multitude of them on the border at Parkersburg and Mineralwells.

The Mineralwells ones are funny because that's a reeeeally religious/conservative area. Goes to show, eh?

There's a couple in Steubenville too I thought. That's practically West Virginia anyway.

[Kitsa]

We have a Hustler Hollywood in Monroe, it's only about 2 mins from where the Giant Foam Jesus used to be. No glory holes listed there, though.

They also apparently caught a serial killer in Monroe yesterday. So hey!

[Otto]

Wow, lookit that! There's a porno theater in Charleston, guess I know what I'm doing this weekend!

[Tadao]

I should add a glory hole to some church address.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Had some scotch on the airplane to san diego. I was reading an older book during takeoff and the plane was like "wwhhhhoooosssshhhh" while I was reading. I was like "oh shit. I'm about to get butterfly effected"

[Dimnos]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I would have watched the shit out of Garfield if it was just Bill Murray walking around in a plastic Garfield mask with a rubber band around the back

This would have been pure gold. The rest of his costume would have to be something like the Dude from Big Lebowski. Just some dirty sweatpants, a house robe and the plastic Garfield mask.