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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:05 AM        Gift Ideas (help?)
I hate shopping. One cannot purchase sentiment, and after having tredged through many stores looking for the right gift, I can safely say everything produced by our society is only so much poshlaia.


I don't know what to do so I turned here. I figured the mock might host those with sufficiently ecclectic or eccentic tastes and a profitable suggestion might be upturned. If money was not strictly an option, what would you purchase for someone you love which would be as unique and irreplacable as the relationship you share?
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:14 AM       
I'd buy a tie with humorously dressed kittens.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:17 AM       
are you still going out with that 16 year old?
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:19 AM       
Yeah, the kindergartner's stopped accepting my candy

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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:22 AM       
I am, she came on here as Tiamat :<
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:24 AM       
Really? I really should stop by more often. No, she's younger than me, but only by two years, not ten.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:26 AM       
she said she was 16. and she said words like 'shall' and crap.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:28 AM       
Was she cute? Maybe a little menage a tres is the perfect gift after all. . .
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 09:18 AM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 10:34 AM       
nothing says "I love you" like an island
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 10:34 AM       
I like Doleys suggestion. And if that doesn't do the trick, might I suggest a finely packed jar of Hot Wasabi Coated Green Peas?
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:16 PM       
a puppy :D
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 01:19 PM       
Give her an unexpected pregnancy!
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 02:34 PM       
dilithium crystals

edit: actually no, fuck that, buy her a boston and shaun wall calendar

this comic is driving me insane
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 03:23 PM       
a nice pair of earrings!
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 05:24 PM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:47 PM       
if you have talent a handmade gift is awesome...


a book of her favorite artist's drawings
a fine potato
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:53 PM       
A dildo.
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 01:03 AM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 02:05 AM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 02:30 AM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 10:58 AM       
A puppy! I would love anyone who gave me a puppy
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 02:54 PM       


TOOBERS AND ZOTS :o

My friend dated this girl from my high school who tapered the end of a toober and used it as an ersatz penis ;<
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 03:48 PM       
hey did somebody say puppy?
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 04:35 PM       
Bring home a dead mouse to the doorstep. It will prove your sense of loyalty and duty.

Or kill a really, really big spider in her presence.
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