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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 03:13 AM       
ever see the water from the TapOut company? it's supposed to be hardcore because it's in a flask-shaped glass bottle.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 05:05 AM       
"pope a cube into my mouth"

Catholic Q-Bert yaoi fanfiction.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 05:09 AM       
I'll admit it, I drink bottled water, but only when I'm exercising...and even then, it's the stuff we pick up at Sam's Club that's, like, 10 bucks for 30 bottles. Just easier than using a glass when you're hopping around *chuckles* But yes, I've always disliked the notion of bottled water, and wondered how it could "expire." (Thanks for that, executioneer). The Ta-nat bottle does look neat, though. And I also have to say something about the Penta water...

"- Penta helps houseplants grow."

No shit, Dick Tracy! It's f'ing WATER!

What about Joe Water, or Water Joe...something like that. It was supposed to be *caffinated* water. I had friends that made tea with it. So, caffinated water + caffinated tea = buzzbuzzbuzz.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 12:53 PM       
huh left outevian
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 02:39 PM       
Where's Evian on your list? It doesn't even taste good!
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 04:04 PM       
Evian is too run-of-the-mill for this list. I personally like the taste of Volvic and found a cheap in-house brand water that taste exactly the same. But yeah, when I'm at home I just drink tap water and tea.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 08:10 PM       
Personally, I like Dasani. Oddly enough, our natural tapwater tastes exactly the same. This raises a few questions, mostly about meriting anything over than 25 cents for a drink. Luckily we have an ingenious solution. Fill up used bottles, refrigerate them, viola. I could sell them as "like new!" bottles on eBay.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 11:09 PM       
I'm waiting for the days of "Vintage" bottled water!
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 02:05 AM       
flouride is evil.
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 03:22 AM       
Call me a snob, but I prefer heavy water.

look it up
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 05:27 AM       
heavy water, all, the isotopes...
but whenever i travel overseas,
i usually drink "Le Vie" water
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 07:18 AM       
Le Bleu might be one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 08:54 AM       
Whoa, some of those bottles are awesome! I'd buy them without the water if it was possible. Also, I need a Fred just so I can go around thirsty girls offering them some "Fred"(it's awesome because I'M Fred).

I'm more of a tap water person, bottled water just has a bad taste or in most cases, it's carbonated.
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 09:24 AM       
What i find funny is that Aveta apperently comes from ireland yet isnt in any shop over here that i've been in. Wouldnt it be cheaper to produce for the home market rather then to ship the water over the water to the states? But then again this world is full crazy shit like that. Well that or really its just some guy (named Bob) filling the bottles from the mains laughing like a mainac. Thanking only fools and horses for this excillent idea.

God Damn Bob!
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 11:55 PM       
I'm amazed you didn't slam-dunk Deer Park.
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 12:30 AM       
Great piece...

i used to date a guy who drank only fiji water. i kind of always thought he was a douchebag and now your article confirmed it. :D
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 06:46 AM       
Strange Bottles you have over there...I love water, since it is the best liquid there is, but I don´t give too much though about if it´s from some lake in france or from our own springs...it´s just water and water is good.
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 05:09 PM       
I live in Michigan, my water comes piped in from Lake Erie. At home I drink from the tap. I drink bottled water at work because the building is old and the pipes leave black flecks in the water. We buy the bottled water in bulk and store brand from Sam's club.

And yes I was wondering about the "Taint" water too.
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 07:36 PM       
You guys forgot Evian -- which is literally "naive" spelled backwards.
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 07:52 AM       
My sister drinks tthat Fiji Water. Unfortunately, she always gets nearly killed by the bettas she puts in it :-)
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 11:40 PM       
Deer Park should be called Deer Piss. That's what it is, ya'know. Deer Piss.
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 09:35 AM       
Woah, I'm drinking good ol' tap water, and it doesn't have a commmenor name like Fred, pfft. ¬¬
Great article though XD
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Old Apr 22nd, 2008, 07:45 PM       
Proud to say I drink whatever's cheepest. (Our tap water isn't what I'd call good.)

But I think I shall start naming my water. Like this bottle I'm drinking here, this is now Larry. mmm... Larry, you're refreshing!
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Old May 28th, 2008, 08:06 PM       
I put liquor in Fred and started driving, I got pulled over and exclaimed, "It's just water" Cool thing is, I got away with it.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 01:06 PM       
I'm gonna start my own water company. It'll be called "just plain old tap" It's for all those people who like the convenience of water in a bottle but aren't stupid enough to act like their getting anything else anyway.
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