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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 06:56 PM       
-Get the i-mockery account now before the site re-design. Trust me it'll save you some trouble.
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 09:23 PM       
-You don't need her, she's just a fucking bitch.

-Quit being a pussy.

-Here are the lottery numbers for every day/whatever lotteries go by in the near future.
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 10:33 PM       
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7) Until you're 22, nothing you do means a damn thing.
YES. I was just talking about how I wished I knew I wouldn't get in trouble for anything while I was a kid :<
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 11:08 PM       
bullshit on that, I've all but ruined my future at this point.
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 11:11 PM       
-Keep up the good work, you're doing a bang-up job!
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 11:11 PM       
GW is at the exact age now that I would go back to & tell to cut the crap.
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 11:13 PM       
I'm actually buckling down in school lately, but I really don't think someone with a history of mental illness is going to be a good candidate for a law enforcement job

which I really really want :<
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 11:15 PM       
Then again I could become a masked vigilante like those guys in that other thread!
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 11:43 PM       
Just accept the fact that you've got an obsessive personlity, find something useful for it
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Old Apr 17th, 2008, 12:49 AM       
-YOU HAVE ASPERGER'S SYNDROME! GO GET HELP ON HOW TO DEAL WITH IT!

-The birth control pills are making you gain weight. Ask the gyno for another kind.

-The world isn't out to get you, you're having a serious reaction the cymbalta. Get back on luvox.

-Don't pick those dandelions. Mom might like them, but they'll make you sneeze and you're eyes will itch and swell so badly that you'll barely be able to see by the time you get home. You're allergic to them, stupid.

-Buy an epililator. The depilitory will burn your face, shaving will irritate it.

-You and him are only together because you're both desperately lonely, not because you make a good couple.

-Make plans for grad school earlier, so you don't end up working retail for over a year after you get rejected. And don't blow off that stupid health class you had to take just to graduate, it'll fuck up your GPA.

-Do lateral raises with your weights, they'll help the problem with your shoulders far more than any of that bullshit with the stretchy band that the physical therapist told you to do.

-Go ahead and punch out the stupid bitch. You're too young to get a criminal record, you're strong enough to take her, and people won't fuck with you anymore if you beat her senseless in the hallway. Bite her too, for good measure.

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Old Apr 19th, 2008, 09:08 PM       
this thread is GBS

i thought some of you guys were better than this
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Old Apr 20th, 2008, 07:27 AM       
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this thread is GBS

i thought some of you guys were better than this
Wanna clue those of us over the age of 30 what GBS stands for?

I tried looking it up bet there are 187 unverified definitions for it and 75 verified definitions.
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Old Apr 20th, 2008, 09:38 AM       
It's the General Bullshit forum of Something Awful. Seven Force seems to think that a thread like this is exclusive to that site.
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Old Apr 20th, 2008, 01:59 PM       
Hi past me, i have a few things to tell you about... THE FUTURE!
1.Yes,Miss Holloway is a rotten old bitch, but ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT IN HER HOMEWORK!
2. James is a retard who has DOS,on his PC. Don´t go to the movies with him.
3. Maca will grow up to be an idiot. Go out with Cristina.
4. DO NOT,i repeat DO NOT see this movie called Epic Movie. It will only cause extreme vomiting.
5. Invest in this little thing called Wikipedia.
6. Yes,MR.T is awesome. Even 10 years from now.
7. Go to Trinity college. Yes, i know your acting isn´t that good. SO PRACTISE!
8. Marina, while she may look intimidating, will be your best friend later on.
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Old Apr 20th, 2008, 10:52 PM       
1. seven force do not mention GBS outside GBS it annoys people a lot
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Old Apr 21st, 2008, 02:04 AM       
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I'm actually buckling down in school lately, but I really don't think someone with a history of mental illness is going to be a good candidate for a law enforcement job

which I really really want :<
fuck you, pig
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Old Apr 21st, 2008, 02:17 AM       
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-YOU HAVE ASPERGER'S SYNDROME! GO GET HELP ON HOW TO DEAL WITH IT!
Haha Seven Force was right.
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Old Apr 21st, 2008, 12:13 PM       
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Old Apr 21st, 2008, 12:14 PM       
well ok not really, if it was GBS she'd revel in the fact that she's no longer a "neurotypical" and not get help
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Old Apr 25th, 2008, 04:53 PM       
OMG, MAX BURBANK FROM THE PAST, YOU WOULD MAKE YOUR FUTURE SELF GAY IF NOT FOR THE FACT IT WAS STILL STRICTLY FOR THE LADIES!
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Old Apr 25th, 2008, 08:10 PM       
I'd tell myself to draw shit that was actually original instead of copying everything so that I'd be better by now.

Also, "DAMMIT LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET. JESUS CHRIST LOOK OUT."
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Old Apr 26th, 2008, 08:21 PM       
Your initial feelings were right, 'Those who fear tomorrow' IS incredible, and you will still listen to it on a daily basis 18 years from now.
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 01:41 PM       
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 09:24 PM       
do your homework
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Fuck all those mexican chicks, dammit!!!
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 11:44 PM       
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