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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 02:09 AM        I bruised my pelvis
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at least, I think that's what happened :<

I misjudged a drop off a rock on the beach in the dark, and landed on my lower back from about 10 feet up. Don't ask what I was doing rock climbing at night.

That doesn't sound like a big drop, but I assure you, it is. Especially onto wet sand, which has the ability to shatter DIAMOND.

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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 02:27 AM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 03:16 AM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 03:42 AM       
is a pelvis a part that a girl has??
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 11:21 AM       
You should probably see a doctor as soon as possible. Back injuries have a way of coming back to bite you on the ass, and you should get it checked out.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 01:09 PM       
I agree wholeheartedly with Jeanette.

Even if it's just a small pain, you should get it checked out. But if it's as bad as you say it is, there's no point in going on like that without at least some medication.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 02:10 PM       
Jeanette is a shill for the pharmaceutical companies, don't agree with her unless you're getting paid.

And even though GW does like to be doped up on drugs, I think she should stop being a pussy, and walk it off.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 02:55 PM       
I wasn't really planning on seeing a doctor anytime soon, yeah.

What really worries me is my right wrist; I might have seriously injured it, since the aching in every other part of me that got hurt has subsided a bit, but if I bend my wrist wrong it hurts like SHIT.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 03:06 PM       
Ouch! i hope you be alright, beach hottie
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 07:34 PM       
I've never established conclusively whether GW is male or female.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 07:37 PM       
Neither has he.

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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 07:50 PM       
Seriously, you might have messed up both your back and your wrist in very bad ways. See a doctor.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 08:53 PM       
The solution is simple. As the injuries were sustained falling off a rock onto your back you must reverse the effects but falling off the same rock onto your front. This will knock all of your kipples and bits back into alignment.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 09:01 PM       
MetalMilitia is a doctor. You can trust his recommendation because he spent many years studying at the Flintstone Institute for Booboos & Ouchies.

You may wonder how a cat can get a Doctor of Medicine, but it was quite simple as his uncle Top Cat paid for his course fees to win a bet agianst Officer Dibble.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 09:03 PM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 10:00 PM       
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Jeanette is a shill for the pharmaceutical companies, don't agree with her unless you're getting paid.

And even though GW does like to be doped up on drugs, I think she should stop being a pussy, and walk it off.
Jeanette is not a shill for the pharmacutical companies, Jeanette is trying to make sure that GW didn't crack her spine. Wearing a back brace for a while is preferable to being on painkillers for ever because you didn't get help in time and now are in chronic pain.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 10:04 PM       
But which would be funnier?
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 12:07 AM       
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The solution is simple. As the injuries were sustained falling off a rock onto your back you must reverse the effects but falling off the same rock onto your front. This will knock all of your kipples and bits back into alignment.
This is an awesome idea
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 12:10 AM       
I was also planning on losing 15 pounds before taking my shirt off so a sexy young man could examine my spine, but I guess this might be a little more important than vanity

The thought also occurs that if I hadn't been so intent on getting in shape this shit probably wouldn't have happened.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 12:14 AM       
how can you bruise a bone? the only thing it can suffer is broke or splintered and both are painful
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 12:17 AM       
Did you guys know if you google "Bruised Pelvis," this thread is in the first page of results?
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I was also planning on losing 15 pounds before taking my shirt off so a sexy young man could examine my spine, but I guess this might be a little more important than vanity

The thought also occurs that if I hadn't been so intent on getting in shape this shit probably wouldn't have happened.


I'd me more than happy to play doctor with you.
I mean...yeah, play doctor with you.

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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 03:29 AM       
I'm sorry, this is getting out of hand...

Guitar Woman is not a woman. In fact, at 17, he's barely even a man yet. You are all gay pedos, yes.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 08:59 AM       
she is so a lovely lady, we cybered on cams once

also shows what you know, she isn't a day over fifteen.
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