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Old Dec 6th, 2009, 11:29 PM       
I just watched Dread, based on the old Clive Barker story. It mutilated the story. It was a train wreck. The special effects were awesome but the movie over all was terrible. The books of blood movies have been really bad so far.
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Old Dec 7th, 2009, 01:26 AM       
Last film I watched was Freddy Got Fingered. Best movie ever.

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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 06:39 AM       
I marathoned some Disney movies while I stayed up doing homework. Hercules, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, 101 Dalmations, and Mulan.

I don't remember Mulan being that awesome. Eddie Murphy kinda spoils some of it, but it's got some pretty intense stuff. Really awesome fight scenes, too. Puts Hercules to shame.

I just wish Disney put as much energy in their animation now as they do in the Jonas Brothers. I hear Princess and the Frog was lame (it need to piggy back off of Geico now?!) and I haven't heard anything about Rapunzel other than the concept art they posted awhile back.

Probably not the coolest thing to discuss here, but I still like those old Disney movies
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 06:52 AM       
Yeah, I used to really love Aladdin.
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 04:29 PM       
I love old disney cartoons

especially alladin and beauty and the beast :O
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 04:34 PM       
gotta love that monkey

and of course by monkey i mean robin williams
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 04:44 PM       
How does it piggy back on Gieco?
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 04:49 PM       
Cause Gieco hates black people.
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 05:19 PM       
Disney hated black people way before geico
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 05:47 PM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 07:15 PM       
And Chinese for awhile (see: Adolf parody cartoon with the fat, stupid asian guy, also the Siamese cats from Lady and the Tramp)
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 07:21 PM       
I really didn't like the billboard I saw for the new movie. Something about it struck me really really wrong. Like the evil black man can't be pure evil, he has to be some dumb joker of a ****** instead.
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 07:37 PM       
Witch Doctor. But I guess you could argue "well, everyone in the movie is black, and they're not all that fucked up, so it's okay", like how "you have a black partner, so it's not racist to shoot black zombies".

Besides, Gaston isn't exactly flattering for us white folk.

Actually, I take that back. No one fights like Gaston.
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 07:52 PM       
but he's supposed to be french, doesn't that sort of count still
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 08:04 PM       
Look at all the evil Disney characters. They scare children and weak adults, but no sir, a black man is just a clown. I'm not saying because he wears white makeup, I'm saying that he is the weakest most un-intimidating villain ever.

http://www.ultimatedisney.com/countdown4/index3.html
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 08:57 PM       
where the fuck is the horned king on that list

fuck you ultimatedisney

edit: n/m i guess he's #21, should be higher for fucks sake
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 09:19 PM       
The movie isn't even out for another 2 days, though. You're just judging him based on his looks. That's discrimination

And yea, I guess Gaston is supposed to be French, what with that whole "BONJOUR!!!" song in the opening...

I'm actually staying up late again, so I guess I'll compile a list of more Disney classics to watch. I'm thinking Tarzan, Robin Hood, Alice in Wonderland, and Lion King.
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 09:32 PM       
I'm sorry, the billboard was 30 percent ****** lips. How can I not judge him on his looks?
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 09:46 PM       
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I really didn't like the billboard I saw for the new movie. Something about it struck me really really wrong. Like the evil black man can't be pure evil, he has to be some dumb joker of a ****** instead.
Black guys can't be mean, people would call that racist.
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 09:59 PM       
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I'm sorry, the billboard was 30 percent ****** lips. How can I not judge him on his looks?
BUT THE WHOLE MORAL OF BEAUTY AND THE BEAST WAS THAT INNER BEAUTY MATTERS MOST
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Old Dec 10th, 2009, 10:59 AM       
I dont know what you guys are talking about. Aside from being French Gaston was the man. A bona-fide ass stomper.
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Old Dec 10th, 2009, 11:54 AM       
I already said no one fights like Gaston. Don't make me sing the rest of it

His only problem was the fact that he had three of the hottest chicks in town all over his dick, but he insisted on trying to marry the chick with a latent furry fetish.
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Old Dec 10th, 2009, 12:01 PM       
I just watched a movie called The Cell but it was the older one, not the remake. was pretty good.

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Old Dec 10th, 2009, 02:28 PM       
Just watched The War on Kids. I is sad.

Warning, their gay ass thinks your browser window is NOT the correct size.

http://www.thewaronkids.com/
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