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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 02:38 PM        Early Drafts Of Famous Love Poems
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 03:47 PM       
Max, this is pure gold. This pretty much look like when I try to say something to a hot girl and always end up screwing up.

I want you to go out with me to have a nice time
But you said you would go to the "church"
With that goddamned bastard friend of mine...

... Shite

Time to go looking for my sawed-off shotgun.
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 07:04 PM       
Where did you find such historic gold?

To find these rare first drafts is a priceless thing indeed.
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 08:00 PM       
The Shakespeare, E.E. Cummings and Milton were my favorites. :O
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 09:34 PM       
Ha! Roses are scarlet was me favorite.
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 11:31 PM       
This article is educational too.

I never even knew about Lord Byron and his sister, but after reading this, I read all about him and Augusta Leigh (Well OK, I skimmed to the parts about incest, and it was Wikipedia so who knows?).

Thanks for making me laugh and learn, Max!
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 11:55 PM       
You made me realize I have poetry homework due Friday. Otherwise I would ahve forgotten, and been in trouble. thank you kind sir.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 03:13 AM       
Best thing I've read in ages. The last one makes it for me.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 09:12 AM       
I think that that anonymous "roses" guy had a nervous breakdown by the end.

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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 02:09 PM       
I can see myself reciting a few of these to the missus on Valentines Day. Then appearing in Divorce Court early on President's Day.

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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 04:20 AM       
Long since I've read something that entrenches so vigurously, and well past the half-baked 'persona' - such a corny sense of joy in ..and ridicule. Cheers!
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Old Feb 17th, 2009, 11:43 PM       
Holy shit. Max, I'm not sure if you're insane or a genius (likely both).
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Old Feb 24th, 2010, 05:05 PM       
I'm happy to see you are still hard at work in the comedy factory. We missed you!
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Old Feb 24th, 2010, 11:22 PM       
It's good to read you again. Either the new meds are working, or you finally took my advice and added the lighter fluid to the Dristan (not the other way around).
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Old Feb 26th, 2010, 12:06 AM       
Shit. You're right!

I looked at the month and day, not the year. Silly me.

Max is still AWOL since ComiCon?
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
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