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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 06:32 PM        Getting Married/ Bachelor Party
My friend is getting married in September and I need to plan a bachelor party.

He doesn't want a stripper so that's out. Lame

I'm thinking about renting a limo and going out to a few bars. I want to get a t.v. in the limo though so we can play some WCW Revenge and drive around all classy like.

Definitely need some cigars too.

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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 06:35 PM       
Limo... bar hopping... WCW Revenge. Sounds like a solid plan as is, Ghost.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 07:13 PM       
If only you lived near Vegas
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 07:21 PM       
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like in that one Tom Hanks movie.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 02:27 AM       
You should all do hallucinogens and get all "BRO YER SO COOL" on each other.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 09:30 PM       
For a joke how about a fatagram, tried to get one for my cousins stag party but she was booked out even at 11am on valentines day, if you live near a horse track go there place some bets make some money fall over barricades onto bushes etc
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 12:22 AM       
You should hire a clown.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 12:34 AM       
I've seen Vulgar so no clowns. Maybe we'll take a limo to Vegas though.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 12:39 AM       
Vegas would be great. Take him to the chicken ranch. Technically, it's not hiring a stripper.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 12:48 AM       
That's the bitch about Vegas, though- chances are you're going to spend more than you planned. I know I did and gladly would again.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 07:07 AM       
FOR HIS SPECIAL WEDDING PRESENT TRY NOT TO TELL HIM CONSTANTLY THAT, "IM HAPPY YOURE GETTING MARRIED, EVEN THOUGH I DONT BELIEVE IN IT."
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 02:27 PM       
I'll try not to them him that. Maybe we'll take train somewhere.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 02:32 PM       
Take him to Buffalo.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 02:37 PM       
I don't think I have enough money for that. It's a long trip.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 02:38 PM       
Take him to see the plane crash.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 02:39 PM       
You're right!
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 03:02 PM       
You could get a picture of him standing in front of it standing like hes pissing the fire out.
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Old Mar 17th, 2009, 02:47 AM        Bachelor party
I DONT HAVE A C*CK

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Old Mar 17th, 2009, 05:41 AM       
that statement's not as broad as i might have expected
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Old Mar 18th, 2009, 05:38 PM       
I was the best man setting up a bachelor party for a buddy just recently. I learned two things:

1.) Make sure to make it absolutely clear with your friend that he better not bring his fiancee. In fact, try to plan the party when she is out of town or otherwise pre-occupied.

2.) Take his cell phone so she can't call.
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Old Mar 19th, 2009, 10:21 AM       
Good advice, thanks Russo. I'm going to give her my cell # in case of an emergency but not to "just wanna talk". I think Paul actually picked our other friend to be the best man but he's lazy and doubt he would plan anything. I guess it's not that he's lazy but is married and has two kids.
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Old Mar 20th, 2009, 08:39 AM       
You should make him do all the things that girls do on their bachelorette parties. Wear a giant candy cock necklace, tiara, sash, etc. Make him feel like a 'mo.
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