Corn flakes

[Dr. Fu]

An appealing thought just appeared in my mind.

I've had this account, and I deliberately joined here to be a troll, to be completely honest.

I don't really care what happens to it, and to be honest, this place is getting a little to comfortable.

So, what happens if I request to be banned?

Because if I get banned, that means, I win, and if I don't get banned, it also means I win.

...

That last thinking exercize made my brain contort to levels it hasn't before. Ow.

[ziggytrix]

I'm sure you've been banned from better sites than here *hrmph*

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by ziggytrix

I'm sure you've been banned from better sites than here *hrmph*

What happens is that you find the sites you like and you don't like; The sites you like, you stick with, and you get prodded and poked, and if you get banned from the sites you don't like, you at least have fun.

I suggest trolling for anyone out here. It's a kick. I remember when I first started. Boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.

[sadie]

i always enjoyed trolling in chat room settings where you get the immediate reactions. but i haven't done that in years.

[Dr. Fu]

It's hard to troll anymore. They know you're looking for reactions.



......

Isn't that why I started this thread?

Anyway



HYEARGA DURGEN SHPLURGEN

[kellychaos]

i guess i have always misunderstood your troll-like attempts ... or even acknowledged them ... anyway, good luck in your further aspirations and/or endeavors :/

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by kellychaos

i guess i have always misunderstood your troll-like attempts ... or even acknowledged them ... anyway, good luck in your further aspirations and/or endeavors :/

My endeavors are shot. I no longer aspire in being a troll. However, it has become of me to not care about my future at i-mockery, so now I guess I'll do whatever the fuck I please.

[MetalMilitia]

hardcore

[Dr. Fu]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabacaus.

[Chojin]

Originally Posted by Dr. Fu

However, it has become of me to not care about my future at i-mockery, so now I guess I'll do whatever the fuck I please.

This is a message forum, not a full-time position at General Motors.

[Supafly345]

I am pretty sure he's not going win, because he won't be banned, and will stop posting anyway.

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by Supafly345

I am pretty sure he's not going win, because he won't be banned, and will stop posting anyway.

So I actually win both ways.

Originally Posted by Chojin

This is a message forum, not a full-time position at General Motors.

I actually get them both mixed up quite frequently. I'll be sure not to do that again.

[ArrowX]

If you wan't to be banned, why don't you just stop coming here.

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by StupidKraut

If you wan't to be banned, why don't you just stop coming here.

Alas, someone here who has given a smart idea! I really didn't think of that.

However.

I've actually grown a bit attached to this place, which is why either banning me or not banning me becomes a win-win situation - if you don't ban me, I stay, and have some fun, until the inevitable ban does come - and if I do get banned, then I get to find another forum to pester.

HOOORAH.

Smart Idea though, SmartKraut.

[CaptainBubba]

Why are you telling us this?

If you don't care you wouldn't go through the trouble of posting it on an online forum you know a specific audience reads.

If you care about us knowing that you won or whatever then you lose at life.

[Dr. Boogie]

Originally Posted by Dr. Fu

I've actually grown a bit attached to this place, which is why either banning me or not banning me becomes a win-win situation - if you don't ban me, I stay, and have some fun, until the inevitable ban does come - and if I do get banned, then I get to find another forum to pester.

My friend, I already gave this speech to Mike a few days ago, so I'll keep it short:

We rarely ban people here. The people that do ban are real pests, and not just internet tumbleweeds like you. You've got to commit. You've got to care enough about not caring to say that you don't care in another couple dozen posts or so.

In short, talk to Fartin Mowler. I'm still not sure where exactly he stands on the "ban me" issue.

[Dr. Fu]

You don't ban people?

Rats.

I've got to try harder then.

And about the caring issue; Shut up, I do care, even if that means failing in life. Failing is about all I can do.

[kellychaos]

it's refreshing to see a young man with goals

[Dr. Fu]