Pre-order bonus for next "Zelda" announced

[Rongi]

lol the cd-i ones dont count because they're unbelievably horrible

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by Chojin

i don't hate windwaker's graphics and most of my favorite games have graphics that blow on purpose (see: um jammer lammy). it's a style decision that happens to require a lot less effort and looks less good on a technical level which is what i meant ;<

I never said you were, I just assumed they're doing this because a bunch of faggots living in their mommy's basement called in and bitched about how "Windwaker was sooooo lame could you change it please?"
Sorry if I seemed mean, but I'm very touchy when it comes to Zelda.

[eggyolk]

mommy's basement

[ArrowX]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

since they broke up with Squaresoft.

Will it piss you off that Sony has apparent;y done the same? FF made the console jump to the Xbox2

[Guitar Woman]

I don't care anymore, Square stopped making good games after FF6.

[Ninjavenom]

TACTICS TACTICS TACTICS

STFU

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I don't care anymore, Square stopped making good games after FF6.

i think i love you :<

mle would you mind if i got another girlfriend :<

[thebiggameover]

Originally Posted by Ninjavenom

TACTICS TACTICS TACTICS

STFU

:highfive

[MLE]

but you said you were proud to date me



maybe

[timrpgland]

I don't care anymore, Square stopped making good games after FF6.

Ignorance. FFVI is my favorite but to say Square stopped making good games after FFVI is ridiculous.

They even had a run of awesome SNES games after VI. Uh, Chrono Trigger, SD3 (although we didn't get to play it til later) and SMRPG to just name a few.

[ArrowX]

The only FF game I was interested in playing after 6 was 9 and I didn't care enough to beat it.

[thebiggameover]

oh great, its another "what ff game i want to fuck the most" thread...

ckingrollieeyestothemax

[ArrowX]

This thread is about Zelda

The Music on Link to the past punches any FF games score in the sack untill it coughs up blood

[The Damp Moose]

Wait, so it WAS just a joke? :/

Two months early?

[Drev]

Yea too bad they can't have a syndicated monthly magazine show up on closer since it is so constantly busy THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!

[The Damp Moose]

Eat my ass.

EDIT: I think I may have misread what you said, but either way, eat my ass.

[Mike P]

I so wanted to believe that it was true, but I was blinded by desire. DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU EGM FOR MANIPULATING ME.

I wonder what the actual pre-order bonus will be, though.

EDIT: The GameStop site says the pre-order begins June 1st, so I'm guessing the game will be out around Halloween.

[Drev]

My guess: A second Zelda Collection that features the Game Boy games Link's Awakening, and both Oracles.

[Supafly345]

Originally Posted by Chojin

it's a style decision that happens to require a lot less effort and looks less good on a technical level which is what i meant ;<

But it didn't require less effort. They concentrated on superior animation, and sprites that never penetrated eachother. The creator said he was frustrated that there is no point with a hand which looks perfect and realistic if its fingers go through the bottle when picking it up, or not touch it at all.

[the_dudefather]

when are people going to start complaining about ff7 and start calling sephiroth a faggot?

[DeadKennedys]

I don't really like the direction they're taking of including past zelda games for free with new ones. It kind of makes you feel like a schmuck for buying a game when you can get it free later.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Like how you can watch movies for free a few years later, only it's five times shittier by then.

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by Ninjavenom

TACTICS TACTICS TACTICS

STFU

Oh crap I forgot about tactics because I don't own a playstation, but yeah tactics was good.

Anyway, I'm still going to buy the next Zelda, and if this makeover is real, anyone who's not a big firey faggot will see this makeover for what it really is and spread the word.