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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 12:28 PM        Surely one of the best craigslist posts ever:
GRAMPA NEEDS A WOMAN!


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Mature White Nale seeks BBBW/BBWW(Perfer BLACK) 4 LTR 4 Live
Together,Datin,SEX,Children,MARRIAGE!! She Must be BRA & PANTYLESS
24/7 365!! She must LOVE SEX!! If U R PREGNANT oR HAVE KLIDS Fine!!
Heavy or have TATTOS FINE!! If U dont keep house as long as U keep it
tidy & orgnized thats fine!! Must be D&D FREEE & not a
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must dress the way I want you too & you must be willin 2 relocate
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 12:32 PM       
he seemed pretty liberal til that part where he doesn't want anyone who ever played dungeons an dragons
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 12:46 PM       
Picture choice is always interesting to me. This guy is advertising on the "men seeking women" board, and I'm sure he wants to portray himself as being loving and kind to animals, but instead he looks like he's humping a dog.




Oh god, and my new all-time favorite?

"GOT VALTREX? If u do shoot me an email and we'll see what else we have in common."

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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 02:00 PM       
Is he trying to ride that trike even though its clearly chained up?
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 02:05 PM       
If it's his, and we haven't established that, maybe it's chained so he can balance.
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 02:08 PM       
I've never worn suspenders and even I know that's not how you do it.
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 02:59 PM       
I got a kick out of this ad:
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 04:14 PM       
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he seemed pretty liberal til that part where he doesn't want anyone who ever played dungeons an dragons
I don't think that's what he meant, but find it hilarious that maybe it is.
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 06:50 PM       
My god that is epic.
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 07:46 PM       
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A Caring and Loving Daddy for a Daddy'sGirl - m4w - 52 (nw indiana)

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Explore yourself with me. You will be adored by your Daddy. Do you miss that? Do you want Daddy to makes things all right again? Your Daddy will tell you how wonderful you are, how proud I am of you. That you are talented and can do anything you put your mind to. If you want to be creative and create a new world, this is an opportunity to explore yourself.

I'm classy, upscale gentleman who dresses well, clean, professional, fit, happy, fun, witty, and down to earth. Drives a Lexus. I will play the Daddy that you need.

I am looking for a young lady to be Daddy's Little Girl. I can take you shopping for a new sexy outfit and/or take you to dinner. You can call me Daddy and I will call you anything that makes you feel good. You and I will explore the Daddy-Daughter sexual relationship too. I'll give you whatever you need, help out with expenses, and of course, Daddy's little girl wants to please her Daddy. This should be a personal experience for you.

You: cute, perky and a smile that can melt Daddy’s heart. Please send your Daddy a pic
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 08:53 PM       
I bet that is not a vacation photo!
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 09:26 PM       
That really, really looks like the front garden of the Cleveland Museum of Art. But then it also looks like one of the balconies of the Art Institute of Chicago, which I bet it is, with the lake in the background.
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 09:49 PM       
I actually need concrete blocks to build a BBQ but when I found out how much bricks/blocks cost I decided to go with similar sized rocks from the stone wall in the yard.
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 10:33 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 08:26 AM       
This is a very disturbing post I found so beware.

Date: 2008-01-27, 9:45PM PST


Hi y'all. So over the past two months, I have been squirting my J/O cum into a plastic milk gallon (jug), it is now FULL!! It sits in my fridge, and I take it out during my nightly sessions, add to the contents and then put it away.

It looks amazing now, and when I pop the lid off, the smell is STRONG.

Is there a woman (or a pair or more!) who would like to play with it?? When I was in Ohio I had a GF with a cum fetish, she was into this sort of thing.

My mind swims (pun intended) when I think of the babymaking potential in that jug (and I have a genius IQ).

Let me know. I'm serious about this! Hate to let all that gloopy sliminess go down the drain. It is the result of 60+ cummings I have enjoyed lately.
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PS: I have started getting mail from GUYS about this. NO, not interested at all. Play with your OWN cum! I am looking for a woman who gets turned on by looking at, handling and smelling sperm. They are out there (see my Ohio ref. above).
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 01:02 PM       
That guy should wake up really groggy one morning an pours his jug into a bowl of cereal in the morning by accident and at least get a big bite in before he realizes his mistake.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 01:18 PM       
Agreed.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 07:25 PM       
I don't get what the name says:

http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/cas/1047575503.html
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 07:31 PM       
That looks like your user pic.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 09:37 PM       
the name says it all - w4m - 20 (West Chicagoland)

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So, lets have some fun, here are somethings you'll need to know first. Big fan of just going to the movies for a day and hanging out. My friends usually say I'm kinda crazy, but in a good way , whatever that means. Ok guys, well , cya around.
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Old Feb 24th, 2009, 12:36 AM       
....Is that a knife in her skirt, or am I just hoping for a murderer?
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Old Feb 24th, 2009, 07:59 AM       
She kind of reminds me of the chick in Audition.


Maybe we'll be so lucky!
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Old Feb 24th, 2009, 01:35 PM       
Because nothing says love like being kept in a burlap sack and eating vomit from a dog's dish!
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Old Feb 24th, 2009, 04:14 PM       
Well, I mean, it's even the same damn pose. Which is a little creepy.

Unless that's what she's going for.
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