Today I was in EB games and watched two women get angry at the guy behind the counter for not having Wii's...one lady turned around and asked me why they had so many boxes and posters and I said "I think the boxes are empty and I don't know why you are talking to me" and then she scowled at me, I laughed and said "you're spoiled child won't get a Wii and did a loser symbol with my hand I don't like when people talk to me in line.
So I went into Tenth Street Market to see what flavors of hookah tobacco (some call it shisha, including me) they had that the other international stores lacked. They had some mighty shiny boxes, but they were more expensive. However, the shine was so shiny that I broke down and bought two flavors. Right now, I'm smoking the Cinnamon and it is GOOD, guys. It's really fucking good.
Holy shit, I just realized that I totally should have stolen geological and paleontological specimens from my work and mailed that out as my Christmas Gift. I deal with all kinds of shiny rocks and weird fossils and even dinosaur shit from time to time. Literally, coprolite... I had to move a fossilized turd a while ago. It'd make for a great stocking stuffer.