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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 11:32 AM        WHAT ARE THE CHANCES I'LL BE FIRED ON TUESDAY
Monday night is our annual winter party at work. Huge event, food, cash bar, etc. I'm in charge of a half hour comedy show.



So what do you think the chances are I'll be fired on Tuesday?
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 11:33 AM       
Pretty big if you go with that 'Dancing Hitlers' sketch.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 12:14 PM       
I hope you've polished your resume.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 12:15 PM       
can i come
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 12:24 PM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 12:36 PM       
Hey, Proto, is that what you're calling it these days, my ''resume"?



Good God but I love that joke.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 03:59 PM       
Gonna get the old comedy troupe back together for a performance? Or are you just going to try to convince random staff members such as the janitor to get up on stage and tell dirty jokes for a half hour?
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 11:42 PM       
janitors only tell CLEAN jokes, dude.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 11:57 PM       
glad somebody got that joke.
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 02:20 PM       
Actually, one of the members of my troupe works at the Museum of science. Margaret. Did she do Stenky Gamuche at the show you saw? I'm having her come on as Stenky and rave alchoholicly about how great the Museum was back in the day when he worked there until he remembers he never did.

Oh, and I'm doing an immitation of our President giving one of his jaunty yet incomprehensible reorganization presentations.
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 11:05 PM       
Two words: monkey suit. Do it, monkey suit now.
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 11:11 PM       
WTF MONKEY SUIT
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 11:36 PM       
Yeah, you know, for haloween. wait.....uh.....whats todays date?
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 11:39 PM       
IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN!!! !!!
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 12:16 AM       
I don't care about moslem holidays, I wan't to now what todays date is.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 12:22 AM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 11:24 AM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 11:53 AM       
I think it is almost a coincidence that I was thrown off the job on Saturday; while working at an office Christmas party.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 01:23 PM        .
Hey Burbank, now that there's an assload of snow will you still have to go to the xmas party?
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 01:28 PM       
It's tomorrow. I'm guessing it's a go.
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