ENRON BASTARDS

[mburbank]

Well, it's certainly taken awhile, but with Fastow taking a plea for ten years you can bet he's going to testify.

Kennyboy already has hisself a nickname for the Big House.

[Ronnie Raygun]

I want everything to be exposed.

[mburbank]

I used to feel that way, but my parole officer found me a good psychiatrist and I've stopped.

[Ronnie Raygun]

Adam and Eve were not created with clothes on.

CLOTHES ARE FROM THE DEVIL!

[Buffalo Tom]

Do you think that the inmates will notice Kenny's firm butt that he got from a life full of ill-gotten wealth, when they're breaking him in?

[Ronnie Raygun]

I think they might not like it at first.......it might be an aquired taste.

[El Blanco]

They're going to trade his ass like bogus stock options.

[Ant10708]

Or more likely he will go to a prison where he is separated from the large majorityof prison inmates and get to shower by himself.

[El Blanco]

We were all having a little fun making some nice jokes and venting our hidden homosexual tendancies and you gotta go and spoil it.

Fucker.

[george]

i had a recent jail experience, and the advice i got from the hardcore prisoners (the guy shackled next to me in court had stabbed a man in the face eight times) advised me that being locked in the secluded parts of the prison was horrible. he told me that the way to go was to get sent to a fed pen because there were lots of people to talk to, lots of drugs, and i could go to trade school.

apparently the stories of ass rape are highly ovverated.

so i hope those enron fags end up in seclusion. after my paltry two days i would have talked to hitler if it meant i did not have to be alone. (i had a traffic violation that i choose to do two days for instead of paying the fine)

i think thy should hang these dudes, but then it would all be over too quick.

[Ant10708]

I would talk to Hitler no matter what if givne the chance. He is one of the most influential people of modern history. Who would pass up the oppturinty to ask him some questions.