The type of people who drink that crap are the same people who put sugar in folders and say YUM THATS A GOOD CUP OF COFFEE.
I was gonna make another joke about your drug of choice being meth instead of alcohol, until I re-read this and realized that it made no damn sense whatsoever, on multiple levels
Mainly, why would I randomly dump sugar into a folder and then happily comment on a non-existent cup of coffee
For the same reason you would drink fermented piss.
I'MA LAY A SMACKDOWN ON YOU, BOY
Whiskey and whiskey is distilled, numbnuts; I insist on referring to Jim Beam as fermented because it is, in actuality, fermented piss, and I quite obviously don't drink it, seeing as how I made fun of it. CAN YOU READ DER ENGRISH
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