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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:14 PM        FUCK YOU WORLD!!!
IF I COULD NUKE YOU FROM ORBIT SO AS TO BE SURE, BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE, I WOULD DO IT IN A HEARTBEAT AND LAUGH WHILE I WAS DYING FROM RADIATION POISIONING AS I CAME BACK DOWN TO SHIT ON THE WORLD'S GREAT BIG ROCKY CORPSE.

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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:15 PM       
I would take a more specific approach myself, amassing an army to slaughter anyone we came in contact with, until we swept the whole world clean. Then, we'd turn our weapons onto ourselves. Leave the planet, and our rotting corpses, for the animals to thrive on.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:16 PM       
Looks like somebody had a bad day

Why don't you have a snack and watch cartoons? That will make you feel better.

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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:17 PM       
AND I WOULD EAT ALL THE ANIMALS TOO, TO PISS OFF THE VEGANS, AND I WOULD EAT ALL THE TREES AND PLANTS TO PISS OFF THE GREEN PEACE FAGS!

JUST BECAUSE I CAN
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:18 PM       
The animals aren't worth it. They're not despicable pieces of shit like humans are. Animals can't lie, they can't hurt your feelings, they can't make you wish you were dead.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:20 PM       
BUT THEY TASTE GOOD AND MY VENGEANCE IS A HUNGRY VENGEANCE
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:23 PM       
You can have a nice snack of raw, bloody flesh and Capri Sun Coolers

While you sit on the living room floor and watch some cartoons. Yu-Gi-Oh is probably on

How was school, Protoclown? Dinner is almost ready.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:26 PM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:27 PM       
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Not bad, "Dad". JOE STRUMMER IS DEAD. DEAD DEAD DEAD.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:27 PM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:33 PM       


SO IS JERSEYBOY'S DAD BUT PEOPLE DON'T KEEP REMINDING HIM IN CRUEL WAYS
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:34 PM       
BOBO MADE ME LOL
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:36 PM       
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I WAS TRYING TO SOUND LIKE YOUR MOM

I WISH MY MOM OFFERED MY CAPRI SUN COOLERS
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:40 PM       
IT IS OKAY, WE CAN KISS AND MAKE UP NOW

BUT YOU MUST REALIZE THAT YOU ARE STILL GOING TO BE NUKED WITH ALL THE OTHERS
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:57 PM       
Meh. I had a good run. :/
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 11:25 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:01 AM       
i know what proto needs.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:04 AM       
Access to a space shuttle and nuclear weapons, duh.

I, however, will take a sawed-off shotgun, and a sword with a blade made of diamond.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:05 AM       
What I need is for my dad to find a new job and NOT get laid off for a NINTH fucking time.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:06 AM       
you still live at home?
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:07 AM       
No, but that doesn't mean I'm not pissed off about it. My dad turns 61 this year. It's not like it's getting any easier for him to find work as a computer programmer.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:20 AM       
i just read the details in that other thread. sowwies.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:23 AM       
It's okay. I am angry because he has been shat upon by the corporate world for my entire life, and I know that kind of world is nothing I want to be a part of, but I find myself stuck in it anyway.

Now...about that other thing you said I need...
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:29 AM       
did you bring the marshmallows?
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 05:50 AM       
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