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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 11:49 AM       
Glowbelly Pregnant?

Woah!

Gongrats!

Who's the father?
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 12:34 PM       
congrats GB!!

one question tho, was this a planned thing or a 'happy accident'? kinda renders blob's quasi-nihilistic argument null if the former.
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 03:45 PM       
NAMES FOR THE BABY:

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F*CK YOU B*TCH: THE BABY
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TUPAC SHAKUR 2
GLOWBELLY'S BABY!!!
JEFF

USE ANY THAT YOU WANT!
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 06:46 PM       
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ok, must stop now because I am getting all broody, Glowbelly has infected me with babyitis!!
One time I was infected with babytits, but the doctor gave me a lotion and they went away. :stolenburbankjoke
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 07:59 PM       
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I would also advise developing cravings. Not just for weird food, but for things like surprise picnics and gifts of pampering products. You've got to remember you are glowing for two now!
Yeah, when she told me that she'd get to 'eat for two' now, I told her something to the effect of the baby being about the size of a golf ball, which resulted in the quote in my signature. ;<
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 10:16 PM       
it's 3 cm

that's just over an inch.

and it's hungry.

very, VERY hungry.

for pie.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 10:23 PM       
At least we know your baby's normal. EVERYONE LIKES PIE.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 11:39 PM       
Congratulations, glowbelly. =]
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 12:23 AM       
Oh. My. Gawd.

I stop reading General Blabber for a while because I get disgusted with how stupid it is, and something like THIS HAPPENS?!?!?!?

Congratulations Glowbelly!

and da blob, go fuck yourself. I had a wonderfully insulting thing written to say to you but I lost it when I accidentally closed the damn screen. I will return tommorow to further inform you of how worthless you are, as I need to go to bed now.
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 05:50 AM       
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ok, must stop now because I am getting all broody, Glowbelly has infected me with babyitis!!
One time I was infected with babytits, but the doctor gave me a lotion and they went away. :stolenburbankjoke
babytits :gay
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 02:02 PM       
Now that I have had a good night's sleep, had breakfast, and showered, I have a few things I want to say to da blob.

For you to shit all over someone's celebatory thread and then to squeal that you "weren't being aggressive" when you get flamed is the utter depths of stupidity. Your "only intelligent people can see the world for how bleak it is" and "look at me, I'm so smart because I'm so cynical" is trite to the point of nausea. And while your concern that the human race is destroying the planet is valid, your proposed solution is the height of idiocy. Did you actually take the Voluntary Extinction Movement seriously? Or are you just so stupid to think that people will not have children just because you don't think it's a good idea?
And by the way, asshole, people like Glowbelly are intelligent enough to do what they can to help this planet, not destroy it.
If you think that Glowbelly's pregnacy was "instinct beating out intelligence", then you are an even bigger idiot that I thought. Glowbelly is an intelligent person, and her pregnacy is a rational, planned decision, not the result of some spur of the moment fuck, as your pregnacy and subsequent abortion undoubtedly was. Anyway, if you truly want to see the extinction of the human race, why don't you begin with yourself by ending your miserable life? I'm sure you won't be missed.
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 04:13 PM       
I love you too, jeanette.
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 05:04 PM       
I like how everyone thinks their friends and compadres are all "Intelligent".
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 06:58 PM       
Well if someone's a moron, I'm not their friend.
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 07:05 PM       
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Well, good for you because there isn't enough young uptight women that hate morons :/
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 07:31 PM       
back off. your issues are not with daphne

this is the daddy:



i him

and just to clear things up: this was not a super planned pregnancy. we weren't counting days or taking temperatures, but we weren't being careful. we knew that we could get pregnant and the idea made us happy, not upset or worried. this is a welcome sorta surprise that eases my mind quite a bit as i was beginning to worry that my girly parts didn't function properly.
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 07:37 PM       
He looks a little like Corey Feldman
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 07:38 PM       
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 07:40 PM       
Have you been having trouble with your girly parts?
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 07:46 PM       
if anyone else asked that question, i probably would have answered it.

next.
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 07:53 PM       
Speaking of girly parts, why the hell is the French word for "vagina" masculine (le vagin)? Is that something indicative of French culture? If the Latin were masculine I'd understand, but it's not.

And why is "moustache" feminine? What the hell is wrong with them?

And, umm. What's up with airline food?
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 08:04 PM       
no frenchy questions in this thread
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 01:15 AM       
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Well, good for you because there isn't enough young uptight women that hate morons :/
I think you meant "there AREN'T enough uptight women that hate morons", but thanks for proving my point
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 06:52 AM       
a woman that wasn't uptight wouldn't have noticed that.
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 01:34 PM       
And that's our program. Be sure to tune in next week for another exciting episode of "Getting Jokes With Fartin Mowler."
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