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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 06:36 PM        MY COMPLAINT
I work a forty hour week and I still have to feed my kids Alpo. Meanwhile that little bitch Polly Pocket has her own fucking stretch Limosine.



I am so serious.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 06:37 PM       
YOU HANDS TOO COLD TO TOUCH PENAS TOO
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 06:41 PM       
No, my 'arms' are to short to 'box' with 'God'. My Penas is generally hot enough to ignite paper (farenheit 455) which is HELL on my underwear budget.

None of which alters my rage at Ms. Pocket, who had better not go into any 'dark alleys'.

The time of tiny, platsic, uber rich dolls is at an end. Don't let the rubber clothes fool you. She's ALL borgeouis.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 06:52 PM       
With a wife as ugly as yours, Max...I'm surprised that you're not touching penis.

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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 06:55 PM       
The wit and intelligence meter just plummeted 100 points! That could only mean one thing... Brawl Hall in the house!
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 07:04 PM       
And we'd already made it up to 5 points since this morning, too.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 07:10 PM       
hot enough to ignite paper (farenheit 455)

You mean 451. Damned good book though, Max. One of the few I've ever cared to read several times.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 07:17 PM       
I believe your right, sir. I typoed.

Max Guess who is the insidiously pathetic "Li'l Evil" from the renowned and now once again active "Brawl Hall" after taunting one looser to many and getting the heave ho on their own pitard.

I can only assume that without me their board is so lackluster that Lilly came panting here on his knees, a 'dog' in desperate need of a 'bone'.

I wouldn't mind if the 'bone' in question weren't mine.

What's the matter, lilly dear? Did Poonspray stand you up for another funfilled trip evening of clutch and scratch in the ball pit at your local Chucky Cheese?
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 07:47 PM       
This thread needs to get back on the ON-TOPIC express


She lives in a fucking mansion, Max, and the only thing she does for a living is go shopping, giggling, and boys



Look at that slut! All gussied up! She's just asking for a baby!


I got this picture when I typed Polly Pocket into Google

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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 08:38 PM        I'm sorry, the ON TOPIC Express has taken the scenic route





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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 08:48 PM       
I USED TO WATCH MIGHTY MAX EVERY MORNING BEFORE SCHOOL WHEN I WAS IN 8TH GRADE

IT WAS ON RIGHT AFTER GARFIELD AND FRIENDS

AND I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO BE THE NEXT PERSON TO POST AFTER ME
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 08:49 PM       
I EAT ZOMBIES FOR BREAKFAST
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 08:51 PM       
It's sad because that's the only thing I could remember him saying he ate for breakfast. And it was the only thing that he DIDN'T want to eat.

Wait, maybe he didn't want to eat zombies. Mutants?
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 09:31 PM       
I miss shows like that...

Tim Curry voiced the Skullmaster

And now the voice actor for Max is voicing some lipstick-wearing faggot on a new kids show.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 12:09 AM       
Polly Pocket is far to big to even fit in a little girl's pocket. Which reminds me, I was really pissed off about this earlier today!
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 04:45 AM       
I thought Polly Pocket was a real person
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 06:08 AM       
Skull Mountain!
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 06:42 AM       
Ah, MIghty Max, i havent thought about that show for about 5 years, thanks man
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 10:51 AM       
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Max Guess who is the insidiously pathetic "Li'l Evil" from the renowned and now once again active "Brawl Hall" after taunting one looser to many and getting the heave ho on their own pitard.

I can only assume that without me their board is so lackluster that Lilly came panting here on his knees, a 'dog' in desperate need of a 'bone'.

I wouldn't mind if the 'bone' in question weren't mine.

What's the matter, lilly dear? Did Poonspray stand you up for another funfilled trip evening of clutch and scratch in the ball pit at your local Chucky Cheese?
Not really, Maxie-baby...I just found that the thought of spending another waking moment without your little fat face in my mind and your ever-so-cute obsession with me to be unbearable.

Look on the bright side, I COULD have just spammed the shit out of this place. Instead, I come here to make sure that my old sparring partner, Max Burbank, has rediscovered his funny bone (obviously not), and has fully recovered from the after-effects of being forced to face the fact that his wife looks like a cross between a baboon's prolapsed rectum and Emo Phillips...again, I have to assume that the answer would be an emphatic "NO!".

Oh, well, I guess you can't win 'em all...in your case, Maxie, you're yet to win ONE.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 10:58 AM       
Go away. We already have too many people here that love the stink of their own shit.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 11:02 AM       
I used to own that mountain/castle mighty max thing, but robo still sucks.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 11:02 AM       
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I just found that the thought of spending another waking moment without your little fat face in my mind and your ever-so-cute obsession with me to be unbearable.
Wait, you decided that you can't live without Max, but Max is the one with the obsession?


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Oh, well, I guess you can't win 'em all...in your case, Maxie, you're yet to win ONE.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 11:50 AM       
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Look on the bright side, I COULD have just spammed the shit out of this place.
HE SPARED US, PEOPLE. I FOR ONE AM GRATEFUL.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 12:06 PM       
i think maxie's wife is purty and that baby is cute too.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 12:11 PM       
I think Max' daughter is HOT! :steamy
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