Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
Reload this Page your parents have been lying to you
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23 >
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Geggy Geggy is offline
say what now?
Geggy's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Peebody
Geggy is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:50 AM        your parents have been lying to you
at how old and how did you find out there was no santa?

when i was 8, i went to see 'gremlins' in theater with my older sister and my cousins. this one part had a girl telling the story about how they found her dad stuck in the chimney, dressed up as santa only wanting to surprise his kids. it turned tragic. then she said 'that's when i knew santa wasn't real.'

2 years later, my mom told me she's been lying to me and there wasn't really any santa. it was only make believe. she asked me if i was sad. i told her that i knew and it was indeedy sad having to watch her lie right at my face the past 2 years.
__________________
enjoy now, regret later
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:59 AM       
SANTA IS REAL

SHUT UP JERKS
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Drew Katsikas Drew Katsikas is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Drew Katsikas is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 12:00 PM       
LOL GOOD ONE MILHOUSE. PREDICATBLE JOKES ARENT FUNNIER WHEN YOU TYPE THEM IN ALL CAPS . YOU SUCK.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 12:04 PM       
I BELIEVE I TOLD ALL JERKS TO SHUT UP
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #5  
FartinMowler FartinMowler is offline
Banned
FartinMowler's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: incoherant
FartinMowler sucks
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 12:11 PM       
I hope Elousim gets a poke in the eye for christmas.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
HickMan HickMan is offline
DON'T F WITH ME
HickMan's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: MILWAUKEE
HickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty ok
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 12:12 PM       
I DIDNT SAY NUFFIN.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Marilyn666 Marilyn666 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: NM
Marilyn666 is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 01:35 PM       
I never really beleived in santa, besides you can never trust your parents. You don't kneed them. Humans are connected to no one.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
glowbelly glowbelly is offline
my baby's mama
glowbelly's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: cleveland
glowbelly is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 01:37 PM       
ho ho ho, santa loves slappers
__________________
porn is just babies as work-in-progress
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Mike Mike is offline
Mocker
Mike's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2003
Mike is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 01:53 PM       
My family introduced him as a fictional character from the start and told me to tell other kids that he's not real. I tried to win bets with the information but the other kids were too stupid to understand the concept.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
MisSFiT MisSFiT is offline
I Love Llamas
MisSFiT's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Somewhere
MisSFiT is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 02:49 PM       

Marylin666 is a ho.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 02:51 PM       
SEX :D
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #12  
liquidstatik liquidstatik is offline
kitatsdiuqil
liquidstatik's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
liquidstatik is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 02:53 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn666
I never really beleived in santa, besides you can never trust your parents. You don't kneed them. Humans are connected to no one.
I bet your parents love you and your hurting their feelings by neglecting them.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Cap'n Crunch Cap'n Crunch is offline
Mocker
Cap'n Crunch's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Oh no. :(
Cap'n Crunch is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 02:58 PM       
I HAVE BEEN NICE ALL YEAR SO SNATA BRINGS ME KEWL GIFTS LIKE DBZ BODAKI 2 ON PS2 AND THE NEW DBZ SEASON IT OLNY 100 DLOLARS FOR THE FIRST 5 EPSIODES WOW WAHT A DEAL!
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Mr. Vagiclean Mr. Vagiclean is offline
Mocker
Mr. Vagiclean's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Mr. Vagiclean is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 03:01 PM       
My parents never bothered even bother to lie, because I am Korean, i saw through it TOO early :/
Reply With Quote
  #15  
DamnthatDavid DamnthatDavid is offline
Puddle Pirate! ARRRR!
DamnthatDavid's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The Oregon Dunes.
DamnthatDavid is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 04:07 PM       
I don't think I ever suddenly just stopped believing in Santa. It was more of a melting away slowly over a period of a year or two.

Same with the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and Janet Reno.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Schimid Schimid is offline
...for breakfast?!
Schimid's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Maryland
Schimid is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 04:10 PM       
I'VE NEVER, EVER, EVER HEARD THAT JOKE BEFORE. EVER. SERIOUSLY. THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME.
Reply With Quote
  #17  
MLE MLE is offline
CHIEF OF POLICE
MLE's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Nice Chinese Restaurant
MLE is probably pretty okMLE is probably pretty okMLE is probably pretty okMLE is probably pretty ok
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 04:13 PM       
:<
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Schimid Schimid is offline
...for breakfast?!
Schimid's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Maryland
Schimid is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 04:15 PM       
heya buddy ;(
Reply With Quote
  #19  
MLE MLE is offline
CHIEF OF POLICE
MLE's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Nice Chinese Restaurant
MLE is probably pretty okMLE is probably pretty okMLE is probably pretty okMLE is probably pretty ok
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 04:15 PM       
hi! :>
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #20  
FS FS is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Fribbulus Xax
FS is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 04:21 PM       
JANET RENO!

AHAHAHA DAMN that David!

got any monica lewinsky jokes, or kathie lee gifford

or airline food
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #21  
MLE MLE is offline
CHIEF OF POLICE
MLE's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Nice Chinese Restaurant
MLE is probably pretty okMLE is probably pretty okMLE is probably pretty okMLE is probably pretty ok
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 04:22 PM       
that made me lol
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #22  
DamnthatDavid DamnthatDavid is offline
Puddle Pirate! ARRRR!
DamnthatDavid's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The Oregon Dunes.
DamnthatDavid is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 04:26 PM       
Go to hell.
There is no such thing as an original joke anymore.
Everthing HAS been used.
Only thing different is the delivery, and the subject.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Supafly345 Supafly345 is offline
Slim Goodbody
Supafly345's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: More like DIEwan
Supafly345 is probably a real personSupafly345 is probably a real person
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 04:48 PM       
You should hang around more David. See whats 'fresh'. Maybe if you used someone that didn't really exist like Osama then it would have been funny.

I honestly have never heard a joke about airline food. Only talk about them.
__________________
"Quote from some guy I think is funny."
-Some guy I think is funny
Reply With Quote
  #24  
FS FS is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Fribbulus Xax
FS is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 04:53 PM       
David.
Shut the fuck up.

Mentioning generic celebrity names like Janet Reno in jokes was never funny. Even Jay Leno needed five years less than you to realize that.

Also, you suck.

P.S. If you so even as hint at making an Osama joke, I will step on your ankles and piece your bellybutton with a knitting needle.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #25  
DamnthatDavid DamnthatDavid is offline
Puddle Pirate! ARRRR!
DamnthatDavid's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The Oregon Dunes.
DamnthatDavid is probably a spambot
Old Dec 21st, 2003, 07:06 PM       
OH NO!!! I'm fucking scared. My poor ankles... and...ah...piece, with a knitting needle...

Actually, just imagining this is fucking hilarious.
Little guy walks up. Stands on my ankles.
How the hell does someone stand on ankles?
And stabs me with a large ass needle.
Why would any straight guy be carrying around a knitting needle and not a knife?
__________________
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23 >

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:44 PM.

I-Mockery.com - Archive - Top

© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.