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Old Aug 27th, 2008, 12:22 AM        50% of college students consider suicide.
Apparently a Texas study reveals that 50% of college students have at least considered suicide once. Compared to the regular population which is at a 15% rate.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26272639/

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Old Aug 27th, 2008, 09:02 AM       
I was going to make a comment like "half of Texan college students want to kill themselves? THIS IS SURPRISING" but then I read that they used colleges from accross the country and IT RUINED IT FOR ME
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Old Aug 27th, 2008, 10:24 AM       
Only half?
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Old Aug 27th, 2008, 10:52 AM       
A "Texas study", huh? Sounds reliable!
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Old Aug 27th, 2008, 10:56 AM       
the other 50% were too drunk to comment
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Old Aug 27th, 2008, 12:13 PM       
No, the other 50% already killed themselves!
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Old Aug 27th, 2008, 12:27 PM       
Everyone has thought about offing themselves atleast once or twice. I mean, idk what was running through yall's minds when it was announced that the McRib would only be available for a limited time.

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Old Aug 28th, 2008, 11:12 AM       
Teenagers are emotional basket cases. In other news, ice is cold.
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Old Aug 28th, 2008, 03:58 PM       
I've never. Suicide isn't an option for me. It constitutes the highest form of failure.
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Old Sep 1st, 2008, 02:07 AM       
What if you have to shoot yourself or the sun will explode?

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Old Sep 1st, 2008, 02:39 AM       
Then that's not suicide, it's a selfless act. Same with taking a bullet for a loved one.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 05:12 PM       
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I've never. Suicide isn't an option for me. It constitutes the highest form of failure.
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I mean, idk what was running through yall's minds when it was announced that the McRib would only be available for a limited time.
Fucking oath :<
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 08:07 PM       
What if you're shooting at someone, but you don't stop to check if you have a proper backstop, and the bullet bounces back and hits you in the head? That's suicide by negligence.
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Old Sep 4th, 2008, 12:05 PM       
Now where's that stupid hair dryer?
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