I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

[Kitsa]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Sure lotta talk of food outside the Food Forum going on.

I keep forgetting that this is the "Pub believes we're soliciting his opinion in other threads for express elaboration here" thread. Dammit, when are we going to get that straight?

[Pub Lover]

I believe you can find the Food Forum quite easily if you go back to 2003.

[Tadao]

I LIKE SKA!

[Shrubfest]

I like tea.

[Tadao]

I LIKE TARTS AND TEA, YOU SHOULD COME OVER.

[Fathom Zero]

You can find the food forum if you go back two years ago.

[Shrubfest]

BADUM-TISH!

[Kitsa]

I was in a store today and there was some screaming little kid who was throwing a fit about not getting candy or something. And his way of conveying this displeasure was to snatch glass/ceramic items off shelves and hurl them at the floor.

And his mom was shuffling along saying, "Be quiet, okay? Be good, okay?" like he wasn't smashing tons of glassware in the middle of a store right in front of her.

Wonder what that kid's gonna be like when he's older.

[Tadao]

A republican

[Kitsa]

As for me, and to a much MUCH lesser extent my brother...we were completely terrified of my parents. When threatened with going out to the car, that was enough to keep us on the straight and narrow because we damn sure knew what that meant.

The one time my brother hid from my mom in a department store, she went to the service desk and specifically requested he be paged, overhead, to come to the bra department.

[Fathom Zero]

That kid would so get hurled out of the store like a frisbee if he were mine. Shopping would be done and I would lock the little bastard in a closet.

[Babs]

Nothing's more embarrassing than my girl friends two brothers. One is 14 who continuously keeps gaining weight, he's roughly around 260 and I get so disgusted every time I look at him. Always fucking bitching about who ate his cupcakes and shit. STUPID FAT FUCK. The other is 18 and tries to act "gangsta" and is a dopey dumbass that looks like a dog with down syndrome. He's a sick fuck, I went into his computer history and saw nothing but the history being flooded with rape porn and rape fantasy porn. He's a little piece of shit, always talking behind my back. So one day, I decided to confront him at this bonfire we had behind my girlfriend's parents place, the little prick had nothing to say. I told him straight to his face, "I don't know what's wrong with you and your family, but you need cut out the bullshit and if you have anything to say, say it now or just have it come back and get you later". Just like a dog with it's tail in between its legs, the Lil' Wayne impersonator had nothing to say. GOD DAMNIT! I hate her fucking family and their thieving, conniving, stubborn, pathetic lives.

[stevetothepast]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

You put a Page Brak in the New People thread and miss it in here? I'm forgetting your name, Canada.

Whatever you say Big Tex

[elx]

left 4 dead 2 modern warfare 2 and dragon origins need to die

[Dimnos]

Piss off hater.

[Dimnos]

Oh and take it to the Lets Argue About Video Games thread.

;publover

[elx]

every single boy is ignoring me this week, not only that, but i've actually noticed that the internet has become more boring. and now i know why

[Fathom Zero]

Say, baby... Why you bein' ignored?

I totally can't tell that you're boring as fuck. You seem pretty cool to me.

[Fathom Zero]

But really, stop calling them boys if you want them to pay attention to you. Call them guys or dudes. It makes them sound mature to you.

[elx]

it's cause they're all playing xbox

[Fathom Zero]

Quit trying to grab some preteen strange.

Perhaps guys these days don't have their priorities in line.

[elx]

what

[Sam]

DRAGON AGEEEEEEE

[Fathom Zero]

Any guy more willing to play video games than hang out with a girl is either gay or has serious issues with priorities.