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ACNE: Does your teenager have acne? Masturbation often leads to excessive hormone production, which is the primary cause of acne. Very few teenagers who don't masturbate have acne.
DEPRESSION: Is your teenager depressed? If a teenager acts sullen, withdrawn or unhappy - the most likely cause is chronic masturbation.
DESIRE FOR PRIVACY: Does your child lock his or her bedroom door? It is not healthy for a teen to want privacy. Chances are he or she is in there masturbating!
"ROCK" MUSIC: Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try masturbation.
BOY JUICES: Are there semen stains on your son's bed sheets or underwear? There's only one way they could have been deposited there! Line up all of your sons at least twice a day for a family prayer meeting and underwear check!
IDEALISM: Does your teenager have Liberal or otherwise idealistic political opinions? The weakness of mind brought on by self-abuse often leads to left-wing sympathies.
FADDISM: Does your child wear fashionable clothing or hairstyles? If your child can't resist the peer pressure to look a certain way, he or she probably can't resist the peer pressure to masturbate, either.
DENIAL: Does your child look guilty or deny masturbating? Very few teenaged masturbators will openly admit to their sickness!
EVIDENCE: Have you caught your child masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably masturbating.